Dr. Pomade

Yup saw the end of the Tennessee game. So much for all that talk about how great Tennessee was going to be this year.

Boykin might have 100 pass attempts by the 4th qtr

TCU and Texas Tech in the "Defense Optional" bowl

Judgy jerks, those cows.

I want to punch the chick fil A cows in the face.

Yeah he shouldn't be under throwing anyone. And Braxton in the wildcat just feels like wasted downs.

LOL, yessss Jive, you have to do this. Bet for name change.

Sorry guys, I screwed up thinking that was Saban's daughter. My bad. I've been doing some additional research and discovered there are more girls on the internet that are not related to Saban. For instance, I am fairly sure these girls are not Saban's daughter, either: http://img.gamesfreez.co.uk/2015/08/12/jenny-p-l-42d2a9dd29e5bddc.

I'm a little surprised the playoff committee hasn't already announced they are the #1 seed.

Point taken, and yeah that would suck. However, on the flip side, they do get to live in probably the most beautiful area in our country (and arguably the world) year round for several years, so when they aren't flight hopping they are probably living the dream.

Ohio State shouldn't be #1, not based on what I have seen. They look absolutely lost on offense. I swear we're back to getting sucked into the Braxton black hole phenomenon: when Braxton is available, we go waaaaay above and beyond to try to get him the ball, we make him too much a focus of the offense, and we net a loss in the process. I think both of Cardale's picks involved Braxton targets. Here's Cardale: "OMG LET ME KEY IN ON BRAXTON TRIPLE COVERED NO PROBLEM HERE IT COMES BRAXTON CATCH IT BRO" Cardale shouldn't be the starter. JT should be. And time for Urban to shit or get off the pot: Cardale clearly isn't starter material or else he wouldn't have to be pulled from the past two games, so time to hand the starter reigns to JT and move on. Cardale can go back to focusing on courting Ronda Rousey on Twitter and holding a clipboard and start lamenting how much money he lost out on by not going pro last year. LOL USC. They are the new Virginia Tech and the slightly newer Georgia. SUCH PRESEASON RANKINGS MANY HYPES WOW SO CHOKE WHAT UP NORTHWESTERN WE SEE YOU THERE. Quietly taking out P5 competition. Heisman favorite at this time: Fournette of LSU. Auburn: thanks for making me look like a fucking idiot and thinking you could actually make the playoff. You might not win a game in conference play. Seriously, your QB is a mess. Notre Dame: you look to be kind of for real. This is me kind of throwing up in my mouth. But for real, they are acting like Ohio State last year: next man up, bro. Arkansas: LOL. Now coaches are just going out of their way to put Bielema on blast. Ole Miss: watch them go on to lose three games. Before November.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Eeeeeee E

They will go for 2 point conversion if they score. Kill me now.

LOL god we are terrible.

Ed Cunningham is pretty much eviscerating Ohio State's coaching staff.

I think NIU wins 10+ this year. They have a really good defense. That said, Ohio State looks anemic.

*looked

Our defense looks good though.

Cardale should go back to being a third string QB.

Ohio State should be ranked about 17th.

With a win today, Texas AM should be penciled in for Playoff. Auburn should lose by 4 TDs today. And that has nothing to do with how good LSU is.

I hope GT hangs 70 points on Notre Dame.

The winner of the Ole Miss - Alabama game will be crowned Emperor of Eurasia.

I think ESPN does what it does for ratings. They know praising or bashing these things usually gets clicks from lots of people: - Ohio State - Notre Dame - Texas - anything discussing the SEC as a football entity Say Ohio State sucks? Guess who is feverishly clicking - all Ohio State fans and all Ohio State haters. Say the SEC is left for dead? Look at all dem Bammers and Barners and toothless wonders clicking on dat dere lap-a-top doodads!