Dr. Pomade

Nope, CTD mod

Yup, super cute. Thanks for ruining the trolling mood with your kid's cuteness.

Dwags = Dwiggs favorite team

You know what I say to those unis? Your dumb

I mean, okay, black jerseys, but keep the silver pants and silver helmets, kind of like in the Raiders genre. Don't go full on "I'm in the seventh grade and for my art shop project I designed these really cool and awesome unis for Ohio State." Seriously, no. Did anyone see Nebraska with their stupid all-back with red-dumb-trim uniforms? Anyone? Hello? I feel a panic attack looming. Help me. Help Ohio State. For the love of God help them.

Horrendous. And you guys thought I had a problem with the uniforms before. That was just a minor little blip on the annoyance radar. These all black abominations are shaping up to be a Class 5 hurricane full of hate.

I remember the last time Georgia and Alabama got together for a highly anticipated match-up that had a lot of people thinking Georgia would come out on top: Georgia had a "black out" and then Alabama proceeded to send Georgia and their fan base to a funeral. My original 4: Ohio State, Auburn, Clemson, and Arizona State. Obviously, I'm at least 50 percent disabled. The jury is still out on the other 50 percent. This weekend will tell us a whole lot about Clemson. Auburn might not win another game. Same goes with Arizona State.

Oddly, the wife and I were just wondering what the hell "Row the Boat" had to do with Western Michigan yesterday during the game after seeing all the rowing and oar references in the W. Michigan apparel. We were like, "Aren't they they Bronocos? Wtf is up with the rowing?" So, there's another one, kind of. Does Stanford having a tree as a mascot count?

UCLA pretty much bitch slapping me right now.

That 4th and 14 should be in Florida lore for a while I think.

Auburn is a car fire. UCLA is looking decent.

And needing a miracle catch to pull out the win.

Dammit

They were trying a hook and ladder there

Well 23 seconds should be plenty of time for Tech

Holy fuck

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat Dbshahsoshdjsoss

Texas Tech wtf how about trying

TCU Horned Fatties

Gary Patterson has had a few too many Krispy Kremes.

You guys watching the TCU game?

Today there has been a lot drama in the games surrounding mandatory 10 second clock run offs in association with offensive penalties in the last minute of the half. Basically it seems like you are forced to keep a timeout to prevent the run off if your offense commits the penalty.

Anyone see the train wreck of an ending to the Texas game?

Yeah I think Arizona rolls. UCLA is fools' gold. Arizona 47 UCLA 28