Dr. Pomade

I guess all the other teams that MSU played last year also stopped themselves? Wait, no, it was just Ohio State that did that. Okay, got it. I always LOL @ the "Team X stopped themselves" arguments. You can kind of claim that when the game is a shootout and Team X happens to fuck up a play or two. You can't claim that when it's a relatively tight game with not a ton of scoring. Hell, Ohio State didn't even score in 2 entire quarters of the MSU game.

If FSU-MSU would have looked a lot like FSU-OSU, and OSU stopped themselves in the MSU game, then you're saying that FSU would also have stopped themselves if they played MSU? Because Florida State only averaged something like 50 PPG last year...

And thanks CBS for burying the game on some obscure fucking channel.

Michigan State sure stopped us from scoring. I'd fathom they could have stymied FSU as well.

Navy 35 Ohio State 17

Yeah id like Michigan State in that game, for shizzie.

100 percent good. It means you have a high IQ and swag.

Michigan State should have played for national title last year. They got jobbed by the refs hardcore at Notre Dame last year. If they were a marquee CFB name like Alabama, then all the national pundits would have been crying foul and demanding that Michigan State get a title shot last year.

She should be thankful Greenpeace was there to rescue her.

Michigan State should dominate the conference this year. They are built like Ohio State from 2002 - 2004: absolutely great defense and a conservative offense (that isn't going to make a ton of mistakes).

Jergens locked and loaded.

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Mensan (Eli) is a class act and one of the best human beings around. I'm not surprised to hear he's going to dinner with you. Let us know if there's anything we can do for you, Bill. Words can't really convey how shitty a situation this is, but at least you know you have support.

How much to make them look like the ones in the OP? If not a lot, then that's the direction I'd go in. I'm with you: the black wheels with polished lip is kind of played out. Not that it doesn't look sharp, but that look has been around for a while and definitely has a little "been there, done that" feel to it.

Bill, I am so very sorry to hear this. Please let me know if there's anything I can do. You will be in my thoughts, my friend.

<3 Gets me every time.

Listen, I don't mean to be a strain on you or CR. And I'm not trying to get a leg up here. I just think there's a lot of bruised egos in here. Or maybe I just have a bit of a chip on my shoulder.

It's likely because you weren't being as blatantly dense as what you've shown yourself to be in these last two pages. Sorry that I'm highlighting your inadequacies. Maybe my serial killer reference went over your head. Here, I'll try again: I'm fine with saying he's fumble prone, but it's not because he has a hard time holding on to the ball. It's his running style. Let me know if it's still not sinking in.

I'm fine with saying he's a serial killer, but it's not because he's psychopathic. It's just that he likes killing people.

Great stats, though we're talking about injuries, not passing attempts. Fact of the matter is that Braxton hasn't been the only dual-threat QB that has played at Ohio State in recent memory, but has been hurt, gimpy, nursing something, subbed for, and missed games waaaay more than any other QBs. Please stop avoiding that very obvious, fundamental fact and you'll see my viewpoint a lot more clearly. Also, stop trying to normalize things by intimating that Braxton is "allowed" to be hurt more because of his running style. I'd fathom a guess that Carlos Hyde took more hits than Braxton did last year, but was he hurt as much?

No photoshop needed; just put those exact wheels on there and then sit back and sign autographs.

Wait are you trying to say he isn't injury prone? Please expatiate; I'll hang up and listen.

*yawn* Michigan State and Wisconsin are bigger rivals than you.