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TheHaze

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  1. Nothing in his post implies flying. You just defied the laws of...everything.
  2. I rub Frank on to everything that goes in my mouth.
  3. Thanks for ruining it you hemorroided asshole.
  4. I caught my daughter giving head to my brother.
  5. +1 and have the girl take a picture.
  6. TheHaze

    The Playoffs

    America, fuck yeah.Vancouver and Chicago was a good game tonight. I'm glad Chicago came out on top, now I just hope Washington can do the same.
  7. Well, I literally posted a fact just in a very witty, sarcastic way. I did not deploy any of the current definitions for racism. <3 Please don't hurt me.
  8. This is true, just ask Rosa Parks. Too soon? I'm a bad person. Stupid white kids.
  9. This, plus one million. Also, force him to learn a standard transmission. If you just hand him over a car that involves little to no work to acquire and takes little to learn to drive, he may very well become one of those types that can't drive and doesn't respect anything on the road.
  10. I just discussed this with a white Jewish friend of mine and he giggled. I asked him if all white Jews giggle like he does but he claimed that the Black Panthers do too.
  11. Is it true that the icing on the cookies are just byproducts of fapping?
  12. Jesus, I feel ridiculous for my ~100 texts a month. I use my data plan like a mofo, though.
  13. When you say "doesn't look as hideous," do you mean "looks like a syphilis-infected cock?" The Veyron also weighs nearly twice as much as the Koenigseggisegoeniggg. The Veyron, in my mind, is just a gimmick car meant to give stiffies to little boys and men with bottomless pockets.
  14. Your mother's a whore, your hair is a bird, therefore your argument is invalid.
  15. Probably one of the worst "songs" ever created. Nice ass, though.
  16. TheHaze

    The Playoffs

    Hopefully, Detroit plays a good game...and still gets stomped on. Chicago and Vancouver play at 8. I hope the Sedins fail miserably.
  17. ...that drinking beer is gay? :gtfo:
  18. I stopped watching baseball after all of these guys you mentioned left Cleveland. Manny is trying to persuade Thome to come back to Cleveland with him to finish out their careers.
  19. Welcome...sell both the Stang and Vette and throw money at a Mini.
  20. I swapped on my full size spare that appears to be in good condition. I also already put on new lug nuts on all wheels and torqued to ~102 lbs/ft. I'm considering replacing the studs where the wheel came off, but I don't see how they would be damaged; they shouldn't be stretched if the lug nuts came loose. None of the threads are stripped either.
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