Dear Lord Stanley,
Please strike down many-a-penalty on Adam Foote. Thank you for the gift we have received from you, in the form of Rick Nash actually scoring on a penalty shot. Also, the margin of victory against Colorado tonight was enough for me to fap in your name. I beg of you to allow the continuance of this glorious play on the ice by these enthusiastic Blue Jackets.
In Prayer,
The Haze One