ImUrOBGYN

He's just trying to simplify it for the stoners.

"Pepe to Bandit. Come in. Come in, Bandit. This is Pepe. Begin the assault on the human occupants at midnight. The Human species falls tonight. All your trash are belong to us!"

Should be fine since fake skunks don't stink. But if you did use a trap, throw a comforter or the like over it, then move it.

Haha @ OP First, ask yourself why it's there. Food or water? Remove it. Shelter only? Allow it to leave and fix how it got in there. Won't leave? Make it uncomfortable. It doesn't want to be around you any more than you, it. Just be sure it has an obvious, easily accessed escape route. I just cannot fathom why so many of you have such a hard time dealing with wildlife. And those of you who think you don't, it's generally because you think shooting everything is the answer. lol Trapping is another alternative that was mentioned here. Even if you have to release it on your own property, chances are it's not going to want back in your garage. (Again, as long as you've removed the reasons that attracted it.) It's just a damn raccoon. Shoo it out of there for shit's sake. Shoo not shoot. Seriously, good luck in your efforts. I hope you find a humane way to solve your problem, if you even still have it by now.

Dog: "One day, this skin bag is gonna fuck up..."

Is that some sort of urban slang for a baseball cap?

I dittoed your ditto.

Ditto. I just realized day before yesterday that shit was gone and no longer an option.

What's the problem? If anything, he's saving gas going with the flow and being more efficient using water cooling.

I guess I'll watch and see why they think it's better than the 7M...

Here we go. Surprised it took this long for this thread to start.

A "kangaroo" committee, I'm betting...

I agree. I'm digging the color, too. I almost feel I would have to get that Subaru STi blue, but this color would be my normal choice. I dig it.

I wouldn't have even asked questions. I would've just ran up on him and started whipping his ass. What kind of joke is it now? I don't think I would've even felt bad afterward. Dumbass.

Was thinking we need a new thread and title opposite of this one but I see the title has been changed a bit, now.

Haha Seriously? I guess it is the funniest gif on this page...

Block myself in the crawl space with food and drugs until winter is over. Dream I'm anywhere south of here.

To be fair, that "punishment" is very misleading. We were just discussing this again yesterday when some canvassers came thru the neighborhood with their Vote Yes flyers for Issue 3. I wanted to ask them if they knew wtf they were doing. I guess I'm just not the type to go around promoting shit I don't understand and/or believe in. Legalize it, but not this way.

Might be fun to run the Vibe or Escape. Supra is down and the RAV's already been.

Haha I immediately had a visual of a grown man doing what you described. I was cleaning out a pool one time in Texas. I pulled the cover off a leaf trap next to the pool and proceeded to put my arm inside. I pulled out the first load of leaves and threw them behind me. One huge one stuck to my arm. I reached in a second time and as I withdrew my arm, noticed the huge f'n leaf stuck to me had moved up my arm and... was not a goddamn leaf but a bigass tarantula. I screamed and flung that bastard into the woods. I immediately gathered my wits and went looking for it, though. (Couldn't find it.) I love spiders, I've had them as pets, had them crawl on me, etc. But when you get one on you "accidentally" it's a whole 'nother story.

Hahaha I feel that way about preying mantiseseseseses. Ses. Been seeing males and females all over the place lately. Had one come in riding one of the dogs yesterday. Bout that time of the season...

I'm almost considering selling my current bigass fmic and piping for a plug and play kit. I can't complete my lower pipe, nobody around to help, and with my back taking a complete shit, it's all just sitting there collecting dust. Same boat as you now with winter coming, what's the point? haha

Micrathena! There are many "spiked" spiders belonging to Micrathena. All are really cool. THat looks like a regular Spiked Micrathena or Spined Micra, I don't know. Might not even be that, but it's definitely a Micrathena. Harmless and cool looking. If that's a House Centipede, that's probably the biggest one I've seen. So common up here in Ohio. I let them run the basement and garage for the same reason mentioned above. When I find them in the "regular" part of the house (or stuck in the damn sink), I pick them up and throw them outside or in the garage.

As someone mentioned above, orb weaver. Many varieties, mostly harmless. Generally build their webs at night and hide, if not completely take down their webs, during the day. (They hide from one of their biggest enemies during the day, the wasp. Many species of wasp love to wrestle them down and paralyze them with a sting before stuffing them in a hole underground or a birthing chamber within a nest. They then lay an egg on the still living but immobile spider who will be eaten alive when they egg hatches.) I've seen some of these orb weavers get large enough to build webs that stretch across entire roads; small ones, generally dirt, but still. When you're drving down a road late at night and feel the need to actually increase your speed so your car doesnt get stuck in it, it's too big. lol Oh, and it's not a "garden spider" as someone mentioned. This is: Notice the striking pattern and the zigzag formation in the center of the web. http://texasento.net/Argiope.jpg