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  1. Ditto. They crack me the hell up.
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    computer guys

    I use AdAware and HiJackthis.
  3. People are always going to fan boy their fav car/manufacturer. It doesn't matter what evidence you present them with. I'm still convinced my MKIII Supra will beat all them at Nurburgring. No, nothing you say will convince me otherwise. When was the new GTR VSpec tested on the track? Someone mentioned it above.
  4. I thought you said they had to be 18? Ok, realized as I typed that you must've meant "at least 18". I'm actually interested. Anymore info on this?
  5. Not all fans work that way. It depends on the angle of the blades.
  6. Here's a sure fire test if you have some disease and you can't feel wind on your skin. 1. Grab a big handful of flour. 2. Walk to ceiling fan. 3. Turn fan on high. 4. Throw flour into fan. 5. Continue to stare into fan. 6. If you suddenly see white and/or are blinded, your fan is blowing down. Congratulations! 7. If not, activate the small switch on the side of your ceiling fan and repeat steps 1-6.
  7. wth, I used the embed function but when I previewed it, it wasn't working. Oh well, thanks, anyway. At least I know next time I'm on the right track. Must've missed the link itself up or something.
  8. Think of it this way: http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k58/ImUrOBGYN/99Probs.jpg
  9. Depends on the season/temp and the height of your ceiling. It's summer, so you want the fan to push air down. If it's in a room you're in, having it on med or high is better since you're wanting to creat a wind chill, giving you the impression of cooler temps. During winter, put it on reverse; low or med. This pushes the hot air out toward the walls and down, warming the room and ridding it of drafts. If you have cathedral type ceiling, you leave the fan blowing down all year, but during the winter, you'd have it on low so as to pull hot air out of the high ceiling bringing it down without creating a wind chill. Hope that helps.
  10. I would also like to add that in the giant monster version of chuck norris vs bruce lee, Godzilla takes King Kong all day. For some added actual trivia, there were two versions of King Kong vs Godzilla. In the American ver, King Kong wins; Japanese ver., Godzeera wins. King Kong can beat a Trex, but he's not beating Godzeera.
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  12. Of course that wasn't a real fight. This if for entertainment purposes only. However, it was rumored they had fought for real, though, I'm sure, it was probably only sparring. It is said Bruce Lee was superior, however.
  13. I farted. It's an artform. Yes, you may notice I live in Delaware and not Grove Shitty. You heard the echoes.
  14. Ok, that makes more sense. And no way I'd spend the money on drugs for someone who's not even going to enjoy them. lol
  15. http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080708_lj_cookies.3 I'm curious as to when LSD started smelling like marijuana. Teen delivers LSD cookies to police departments FORT WORTH - A man performing community service delivered drug-laced cookies to police departments in both Blue Mound and Lake Worth on Monday, authorities said. At least three officers at the Blue Mound Police Department consumed some food that came from a basket of cookies and assorted candies delivered by Christian Phillips, 18, on behalf of Mothers Against Drunk Driving. At the time, Phillips was working for MADD as part of ordered community service. It was discovered the cookies contained LSD after staff at Blue Mound thought the cookies smelled of marijuana and sent them for testing. Lake Worth Police Department, who was warned by Blue Mound, arrested Phillips when he came into their department to deliver another basket.
  16. Because Bruce kicked Chucks ass It is rumored that the fight you are about to watch between Bruce and Chuck was an actual fight that took place during filming. Hell, we could pretty much end this list right here if that is true. Bruce took that man’s hair right off his chest! The so called great Chuck Norris roundhouse kick must have been on vacation that day, because Bruce slapped him around like a pimp does a whore when she comes up a quarter short and ten seconds late. Enjoy… (Was going to embed it, but couldn't get it to work on here.) Bruce trained Chuck Chuck Norris was not Chuck Norris until he met Bruce Lee. Bruce forged Chuck into the bad ass motorcycle riding terrorist killing Delta Force guy that we all remember from early eighties B-movies. If Bruce was on those very same motorcycles, his kill count would have been zero because everyone would have killed themselves out of fear before he got there. Infomercials motherfucker! Bruce never did them. His movies were always quality. It could be argued that Bruce never got old enough to fall so low and that he would have if he had needed the money. To those who would argue that, Bruce’s fist just came back from the grave and smacked you so fast and so hard that you don’t even know it happened. Later on, your head will be sore. Bruce was to fast for film Chuck is not quite so quick. Filmmakers used to have to slow down the reels to catch Bruce’s lightning so that audiences would see what the fuck he was doing. He once moved so fast, the theory of relativity damn near broke off the science books. Luckily, it was only bent all to hell and could be pounded out by Mexicans… Chuck Played bad asses, Bruce played Bruce Chuck Norris always played some sort of crazy, bad ass dude in all of his movies. Bruce Lee played Bruce Lee. The storyline didn’t matter. When Bruce Lee showed up, you just knew he was going to beat the asses of everyone else in the film. There need be no back story. It doesn’t matter what happened before. He was there, asses were kicked, end of story. Legacies Bruce had a legacy. His name was remembered long after he died and will be for many years to come. His son nearly followed in his footsteps except he was killed by the crazy ass mysterious death before he could go all out ass-kicker. Chuck has the Bowflex and some stale internet jokes that ceased to be cool in the 1800’s, literally thousands of kilometers before the internet was even born. Bruce is the final boss of the universe No one has ever beaten the universe because anyone that has ever played through to the end will find that Bruce is the final boss, and unbeatable due to a glitch in the game. Even cheat codes and hacks are useless against his might. There is a save point right outside so you can try as much as you like. Some Jesus fellow does it for you, it’s like his whole purpose in the universe… If you had to do hand to hand combat with zombies and you could pick one dude to get your back… This is where people start to show their real colors. Chuck? Hell no. Anyone in their right mind would choose Bruce Lee. “But Bruce is dead…” you may say, “Wouldn’t he be a zombie, too?” While that may be true, I would still take zombie Bruce over alive Chuck 9 times out of 8 and twice more on Sundays. Zombies come out on Sundays. Hence ‘church’… Since it doesn’t get any better than promising 9 and jewing you with 8, I’ll leave you with that. No offense, Anthony.
  17. Even longer as I already have a couple assaults. I just vent, now. I like freedom.
  18. I don't know wtf... fuck it. I hate people. I think I'll put on my "throttlin" gloves, goto Walmart, and start ramdomly choking the shit out of every ignorant fuck I meet. Shit, nm. Car's down.
  19. ImUrOBGYN

    New...

    Welcome. Glad you've already learned not to rush things and do them right. It's all the more worth it in the end.
  20. It sounds like you're looking at this from an American pov. The Japanese worker is generally of a different breed. The fault of his death, I'm sure, is partially attributable to his own drive to work. They take great pride from and in their work; a Samurai's code, if you will. At least that's the quickest way for me to try to explain. It's not necessarily Toyota being an evil corporation or some shit. lol This kinda thing happens all over in Japan.
  21. Makes a good point. I love how companies have taken to punishing everyone for a select few.
  22. Sure! Come on over and pick me up!
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