By no means is this intended to piss anyone off but my friend's dad herd this one at work: The setting is a red neck truck driver and a predijust cop...
There is a truck driver driving down the road. He sees a guy pushing a bike with two flat tires. he pulls over and tells him he an hitch a ride but he has no room up front so he has to ride in the back. The guy says to the trucker that is fine thanks for the lift. Down the road a little bit the trucker is stopped at a checkpoint and the officer asks to see his manifesto. on his manifesto is says he is transporting bowling balls. They officer asks the trucker to open up the back so he can check.. The trucker walks back and opens the liftgate.. the officer jumps back and tells him to get out of the way.. The officer then radios in; this is officer doe 43068 I got a guy moving some black eggs one has already hatched and stolen a bike.