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Lol brb, buying 12 9mm pistols and 30 12 ga shotguns bc I can :dumb:

Why not?

Different guns even though they might be the same caliber may do one thing better than another.

Buy a used ring or a certified lab diamond. real diamonds are a joke imho because the certified ones look BETTER then real.

 

 

I've looked at various Lab diamonds compared to my wifes VS Real diamond and they all have a better bling

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhQP7xt_KU1U1Cf_1g4L_-Wd14MMYyuYvTuvlZVXRPIdNKrV33pp0yYTfJXw

What are your plans for the Altima besides a paint job?

Body kit and a drop in supercharger.

1000 per gun is a great start. For home evasions I would just want my box of 00 buck plus my carry weapon. Consider stashing other types of weapons that do not require ammo

Molitoff coctails?

You get rid of the intruder and an insurance check all at once?

If she loves you and knows your situation, the ring shouldn't matter to her. They are nothing more than a piece to showoff to friends any damn way...

That said I spent $9600 lol

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I think you didn't read the last item in my post...No need to pass your perspective for mine

Did you make a funny?

I'm not even sure if I'm mad, laughing, offended or turned off or all together

Maybe a little turned on?

Swmbo?

http://i.imgur.com/Ff1EF.png

Up for sale is a pretty much brand new 1/3 carat diamond loves embrace pendant. This pendant was worn maybe a total of 3 times.

She wants $225.00 for the pendant itself, the pendant retails for 400.00. This would make a great christmas or v-day present.

All you need is a necklace and you have a great present for 1/2 the money.

pm me for pictures.

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So I got yucky on the weekend and ending up at some random sloots house. I can't remember chit but I woke in a strange room that I'd never been in. Most sloots rooms I've been in have been somewhat messy but easily recognizable as a girls bedroom. Anyway, I only say that because this room was neutral in colour and had one picture of some guy (who looked like he was on that phaggy time). It was also very tidy and I couldn't see any clothes out of the drawers.

 

So I'm panicking a little, I can't remember chit and I think I've been raped by some phaggot. I couldn't find my clothes anywhere either so I figured I borrow some of this phags clothing. Turns out the drawers were full of girl's clothes so my mind was a little at ease, but I still had no clothes.

 

Anyway, It was like 1:25pm and I'm not sure what to do. I had no clothes about so I figured I'd just wrap some bed sheets around my body and wear some panties from her drawer because I don't want anyone to see little jimmy. I looked out of her window and recognised the street we were on and I only live like 5 minutes away. Not a problem.

 

So about the chit I took. I kinda needed to go anyway and I looked in the hallway and I was in student halls. They have a shared bathroom for each block and you need a code to get in. I didn't have it. I figured I could get this bish back but taking a fat dump on her bed and then fleeing like the Israelites from Ancient Egypt. So I start, right in the middle of her bed. I'm almost finished and boom, door opens and there this pretty cute girl is standing with my clothes in hand ironed and cleaned. U FUKING WOT M8.

 

She was a 7.5 misc standards, not hot but cute/innocent look. She was well dressed and groomed, looked like wife material. We locked eyes and then she noticed what I was doing. So I did the only reasonable thing left to do and acted like I was mentally challenged, screaming and chit. I'm not going to elaborate on this but you get the picture. I quickly grabbed my clothes out of her hand and fled. As I was running I slipped and left a fat skid mark on the hallway carpet.

 

fml.

 

Cliffs:

- Got yucky and woke up in random room

- Can't find clothes anywhere.

- Needed a chit, student hall require password for toilets, u wot.

- Decided to take chit on bed as revenge for bish taking clothes.

- chitting on bed

- As i'm chitting 7.5/10 cute girl walks in with clothes in hand. would wife/10

- Act like a mentally challenged person, grab clothes out of her hand

- flee the premisis

Possibly my favorite copy/pasta.

Carbine is always a great option. I picked the takedown model because I wanted it to come apart. I thought it would fit in my bag long ways but it is a little too long. My AR-7 seems to be the only one that will fit. That gun hurts after shooting a few hundred rounds though. The takedown does come with a nice bag so that is always an option. Mine will fire anything, russian junk, wally world bullshit, and CCIs. No jams ever. Get a few 25 round ruger mags and that gun is awesome.

This is my next purchase.

Get a friend with a roll back, pull one of their cars onto it. Drive over to hoover dam and proceed to push it into the water?

Oh wait.

Call the cops file a police report, call the insurance and get an attorney?

Well all you dooms day preppers I have some marine gear that might fancie you

Details?

Some of the most fearful and armed people live in the suburbs... :no:

Yeah.. come do that down my street.

No one has heard from him, because he has been digging a fallout shelter under his house. He's in crunch time.

Not sure if serious or trolling...