87GT

STFU and just stop driving period :dumb: You still fail at life for driving intoxicated :gabe:

He still has the mini but he wrecked his Jetta

Yeah

1-800-FAT-GIRL :fa:

Don't fucking drive drunk. I swear to all that is holy if you call trowel I will pick you up and take you home and/or my house for the night. Gape is going to cost you extra :gabe: My best friend that I consider my brother told me Friday he was going to get stupid drunk with his coworkers. I told him to call me even if I was still at work and I would drive him home. He didn't call me. He drove home and fell asleep and totaled his car. I just found out today. I am going to kick the shit out of him for not calling me. Seriously there is no excuse for driving drunk. I don't give a shit what happened or didn't happen in your life. If you want to get alcohol poisioning try doing it at home, call a cab, call a friend, or call me for a ride. REASONS WHY DRINKING AT HOME IS BETTER 1) No need to drive anywhere 2) Cheaper to drink 3) Step 2 = more money for alcohol 4) Clothing is always optional 5) You can pee anywhere you want no waiting in line to get to bathroom 6) Food can be delivered to your house 7) Passing out in any room won't get you kicked out 8) You can listen to whatever music you want 9) You can invite all your friends 10) You can get on CR chatbox and drunk troll all of us. For the tl;dr idiots Don't drive drunk find another way home. You are an idiot otherwise. Thanks, Eric PS DIAF.

I didn't feel the earthquake.

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PAUL is faster :dumb:

I was going to say this but you did first :lolguy::dumb:

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You probably brought them inside yourself. That happens with me when I cut my grass. I treat my yard twice a year with flea and tick growth regulator and I haven't had any inside in years. Depending on how much you have now I would suggest frontline for your animals (growth regulator) and weekly flea baths. Any normal flea shampoo will work just make sure you take your time bathing them. If they are still around your house they probably are all over your carpet and drapes. You can buy 2 things at this point. Stuff to kill the fleas that are alive, or the growth regulator. I suggest getting both in liquid or power form that you mix with water. Vacuum the shit out of all your carpet be aggressive. This will make the fleas start moving. Then spray the flea killer all over the house and let it dry. Take down your drapes and do the same thing. After that dries put down the growth regulator. If they still don't go away after a week of doing that treat your house again. Also buy flea traps. Its a dome that has fly paper on the bottom and a tiny light at the top. They work I've used them but they only kill adults.

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I just want something for daily carry. I need to carry my work PC around a lot. Would also be nice to have a change of clothes in there too and some other random things. I am not looking for a bugout bag per say.

I am in the market for a combat ready messenger bags. It needs to be big enough for a laptop and able to conceal a pistol. I like the ones that maxpedition have http://www.maxpedition.com/store/pc/LARKSPUR-MESSENGER-BAG-Small-13p1240.htm but wondering if there is anything else worth my time? Bonus points if it has more then 1 strap so it can be easy to carry on my back when riding a motorcycle.

Compound interest is a greater investment then a slim to none chance of winning fist fulls of cash.

+1 I didn't get it

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LOL

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I will buy a new PC for this.

Yes go get gap... I mean get your money :masturboy:

Shit just got real http://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/amy-jo-lyons-named-assistant-director-of-the-fbi-inspection-division

Why couldn't you post this a week ago before I paid my credit card bill? Great gun I have shot it before and loved it.

Sent

Saw this in grove city. Triforce FTW. A girl was driving the car http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6868/29099510150399529513012.jpg