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This thread has finally gained some rep.

Taking a shit that smells so bad that the Mexican cleaning the room swears at you in spanish.

You lose man points if you have The Shocker sticker anywhere on your car.

Comprehending that words on the internet are always serious business.

Sharping your pocket knife with a stone because it is so dull it won't cut grass. Scratching yourself in public. Drinking expresso shots like alcohol shots as soon as you roll out of bed. Drinking coffee with alcohol in it. Eating coffee beans raw because you are that tired.

But Steve Jobs is dead. He needs his own thread.

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No this doesn't belong here.

Playing outside with your son or someone else's son and made fake sword and gun sound effects Playing tea party with your daughter or someone else's daughter. Bought a gun and cleaned it after firing it. Had at least 1 tooth knocked or pulled out of your mouth. Broke at least 1 bone Started a fire with only matches, some old newspaper found in your car, a hatchet and random kindling found in the woods. Put up a tent yourself and slept in it alone. Rescuing a stranger from water that is deeper then 10 feet

Only if they found out later it was you.

Go ahead and add anything I missed because I am sure I have. Lets just keep this list to things that make you a man, not things that make you an elite man. An example would be killing a bear in the woods or parachuting out of a plane only because it is "fun". Driving 20+ over the posted speed limit Bought at least one CD made by AC/DC, and Led Zepplin, and Pink Floyd Bought jewelry so expensive it needs an appraisal to be added to home insurance. Played at least 2 different instruments in your life time Learned a new language Owned at least one car with a manual transmission Replaced a broken part on your car by yourself Penetration into all 3 major orifices (vagina, anal, mouth) Had sex 3 times or more within 24 hours. Drank alcohol passed out and woke up with your head in a toilet. then drunk for more then 48 hours without drinking more alcohol. Skipped high school classes to go to work. Worked 60 or more hours in a week, for more then 6 months straight. Parents catch you having sex. Owned/rented/leased a property by yourself with no help for more then 6 months straight. I have more I will add later

Don't get a celeron = crap. If those are the only choices I will go with the Pentium 4.

Please add more pictures

Is it ok if it was a girl holding the guns? I might have a picture like that on my cell phone.

Chop through rush hour with ease in this car!

Pretty sure it is raptor I will check tonight. It is SATA not SCSI. $30 sounds good

Pop pills while drinking for temporary relief otherwise get to the doctor

I don't have a straight spine. I won't help you out next time kthx.

3 shots right before bed time so you can fall alseep.

Some dogs just can't be left to roam around the house while you are gone. Just put them in the crate so nothing bad happens. I was able to train my black lab to leave shit alone but it took many months. She loved to tear down the drapes and curtains like it was her job.

Yo dawg I heard you like cars so we put a civic in your buick so you can drive while you rev to the 9000K red line.

Yeah both of our used targets really show the difference. Verses the glock we shoot better with the S&W.

I got them out but thanks.

It will pend until the money is transferred into your account. Wait a few more days

Only quitters go to AA and rehab.