I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks / Chicks dig guys that are Queer / guys that don't dig Chicks / that don't dig guys like me / See I'm not queer I'm too ugly / But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be /
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony / Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity / But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry / Scoring with a super model would be easy /
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' / Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become / That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair /
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear / I wish I was queer so I could get chicks