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I listen to HIGHWAY TO... THE DANGER ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Spread the word!

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President . The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just Wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.

I need one for my daily driver.

Job security

Don't hassle the hoff !

lawlz

If you put in your restore CD and reboot the computer does it come up "press any key to boot from CD" ? If so hit a key and see if it will start the setup program

My blue balls. Let me show you them.

Using water = not cruel Using gun = CRUEL you fail

Craigslist add for watersports = Win. Also go to random gay websites and sign up for those "free accounts" with their e-mail address. They will get spammed forever.

If you take your water hose and spray the cat with water a lot it will not return. I had to do that with my neighbor's cat since they let it outside all the time. It would come over to my house and my cat always chills in the window and looks outside. He gets so pissed if any cat comes in the front yard to the point he is screaming as loud as possible. Water FTW.

I have a family membership at new albany. I can take you for a discounted fee. I suggest you start out with a glock 17 9m or a 357 revolver and just buy the .38 special ammo. Each one of those guns are simple and easy.

Does the ps3 play ps2 games?

I will keep this in mind.

How about $450 ?

Here is the car that hit her. She owns an Infinity and no insurance = FAIL Not pictured on the left of the saturn the bumper is popped out and pushed up. http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/trowabarton420/CR/3.jpg http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/trowabarton420/CR/1.jpg http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/trowabarton420/CR/2.jpg

LOL how many MPG with the engine?

If you have a T1 as your phone connections (at a business) you can adjust your caller id number to be whatever the hell you want. You can make it 3 digits if you want.

So my wife got rear ended a few days ago. It seemed the damage was just on the bumper sagging all over and kind of popped out on the left side of the car. Also there was 2? holes in it and some major scraping lines. Anyway the claims adjuster explained the lady at fault does not have an active policy with them anymore. Fanfuckingtastic. So my insurance will pay for everything plus no deductible. The inspector will be coming out in a few days to look the car over. The car is a 97 saturn sl2 with 148,000 but the engine was rebuilt when she bought it at around 120,000 some miles? Can't remember exactly. The car now is probably not worth more then $1000 and I bet they will total out the car. I've never had a car totaled before. We kind of want to keep it since the engine is rebuilt. What would I have to do if they total it out? We really can not afford buying a new car right now.

Myspace lol

Taking a large dump in a toilet fixes everything for me.

Wireless is expensive for decent ones. I already looked into it. I hope you have a few hundred dollars. Read this http://www.practical-home-theater-guide.com/wireless-speakers-systems.html

Damn now I want to cook some. I have to go grocery shopping very soon since I have no food at all in the fridge. I know what I am putting on my list.