^ poor table salt into your flu. Than wash your flu out with listerine and rub gummy bears and baby oil all over your flu exactly several minutes after the mouthwash. If the flu still persists try cutting the flu out with a sharp knife, its located right in the middle of your stomach, so getting to it can be painful, but just keep digging.
With the flu successfully extricated, take the gummy bears you had earlier, and rub firmly with the bile released cutting open your stomach. Make a warm lathery foam for your flu and release him into the wild. The bile keeps him warm and fresh all winter, and provides a wax like shine that lasts and lasts.