I say we do away with the whole firing squad and just have several mounted guns pointed at the inmate, and have them fired by a floor switch. The floor switch is placed in a 12x12 room in which 3 chickens are tossed into. Eventually one of the chickens will hit the switch, but the inmate is allowed to prod at the chickens with a long wooden rod he can swing around using only his mouth.
The event is set up on pay per view and gambling on which chicken hits the switch is legal. Benny Hill is the music of choice.
I just fixed the system.