Jizzle Juice

BWahahahahahahahahahaha. WINNING!!

And it was copied from book of face! Chester

STFU and hang with your 17 yr old Gf.... :gabe:

HILARIOUS! BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...!!! Priceless if it's real

stimmel i work at a dealer. HIT ME UP!

straight/chilled doesnt matter just w/o lime...im a real man!

Add the POLL man!!!

Patron?

bdubz, lil bar, big bar, tuna, there's a good few that i frequent go to. I think Dover is having people over at our place buuuuuut, i work

Yes noon. It's the walk-through/practice time for us. Games are after 7 during season. And i used my man-whore ways to get the sponsoreship also lol. But, im pumped! Come prepared with shirt sizes, numbers, and names. Im sticking to the same name "Maverick" and #17. Brian or Dover add a poll of about 6 colors so we can get it down to about 2 or 3 to decide when we meet up. Also shirts may be paid for also, pending on how many we "officially" have. Rachel(GM at rooster) stated she usually buys the teams shirts.

Still the Quick6ers?

before what game?

AWWWWWWWWWSHIZ!

The amount of hate is strong in this thread

I got spanked and punched in the chest lol. Yeah my mom didnt play. Im happy she did everything she did. Im sure if she wouldnt, i'd prob be one of them damn kids on the news doing all types of crqazy shit. I hated it as a kid but other than that im happy wityh the end result. I dont agree with video taping it. I laughed at the hair cut tho haha

Thats why youd ditched us phil...FUCKING FAG!

Shoes Awesome......Car HORRIBLE! lol jk jk jk. I lik ethem both im a nut for crazy looking shoes and color cordinating

I do this WAAAAAAYY too often haha

BCThaGr8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2038138/Two-men-took-friends-corpse-strip-club--use-ATM-card-buy-drinks.html?fb_ref=LikeButtonTop&fb_source=home_oneline EL OH EL

Somethings isnt sitting right. Ive maybe spoke to you twice AJ and i know this isnt the first time your woman has been involved with "talking" to someone else. Not tryna be a dick or anything like that, but you should be worried about the stories she tells you and make sure it isnt a two way street ya know. Knowing is half the battle........G.I. Joe!

Neither do i try and steal customers but i get bitched at lol. Erica i told you FEET FEET FEET!

Steve, if you work there bring it over to germain honda so i can check it out

DO WANT! Cant get a loan for a 91 tho

How did you like them? Im very interested