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Ok, I said I wouldn't click any links but I clicked it without thinking. How the hell does he do that?

Too much to read. Bullet point what it has and add some separations between paragraphs and I would embed pictures because if I have to click a link to get to the pictures, I've already lost interest.

I would go for the C6Z. It's the bargain bomber that can kick everyone's asses and for 4 or so thousand dollars in mods, it can be faster than literally everything short of the Veyron. Plus the Porsche is just a glorified VW Bug

Nope, I liked all of my cars but every car was an upgrade compared to the last. First was a 1987 Chevrolet Silverado. That got sold for a 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme with T-tops. That car was awesome for high school then that got sold for a 1999 Pontiac Bonneville SE that was miles faster than the last two. That got sold for a 2005 Saab which I currently have. Not selling this car. Cheaper to buy new wheels/tires for it than a new car entirely.

What about a Jeep Wrangler? It's 2wd part time It's 2 doors It can be found for under 4500 And it can be hooned.

I was going to click it and see what's up. Wisely, I decided to read the posts first. Not clicking it.

Did I read that right? You're going to install a 8-speed 200-4r?

Nobody ever stays to the right. I pass cars constantly on the right. Instead of being all whiny and bitchy about it, I just do it and be on my merry way

How comfortable are you with daily circle jerk sessions with an average of 2-4 people?

Thank god I'm not involved in the stock market or I'll go batshit on the investors. "Hey look, that guy's selling" SELLL!!! SELLLL!!! SELLLLL!!! *market crashes*

Alrighty, time to hit VTuners to get my speed limiter off, stupid 135 MPH limiter.

^^^^^fails to see the sarcasm

I think they use the 4.6L V8?

Since when did you get a Honda and when did Honda start putting duals on their Civics?

Unless you have Parkinson or Huntington's or one of those shaky diseases, you'll be perfectly fine.

My dad's the barber at the Seesholtz Barber Shop in Lancaster (our shop) and he does straight razor shaves. I'm not sure of his prices but I guess if it counts as a haircut, it's 9 bucks. Either way, it'll be cheap

People who keep using "your" for "you're", "there" for "their", "it's" for "its", "y" for "why", "u"for "you". You are why this country fails. Use fucking proper grammar!

I love it. I think it looks awesome and is a refreshing change of pace from other cars crafted from bars of soap. I'll probably buy one after graduation.

I bet JC Whitney appreciates the business considering Ford probably ordered every single piece off there and applied on there. KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid)

I don't think I would need a driver along with me, I just don't know how the whole thing works since I've never done it before. I probably could bet you five bucks that none of the instructors knows sign language. Hmm.

I wanted to ask: IF I was to register, I would be Group C: novice. The only concern I have is that I'm Deaf, and I'm not talking deaf in one ear, I'm profoundly Deaf and use sign language to communicate. Would the instructor be in the car all the time or the first one or two laps until you're comfortable? Would helmets be available to rent etc? Let me know since I'm interested.

Great work! I hate detailing so props to you!

I know I'm not married or dating but I would imagine if: I cheated on my wife: Yes, I would remarry but I'll make sure she's the one. She cheated on me: I think my buddy Fleshlight and I will be fine for a year or so until I start dating again. Peaceful divorce (both argee): yes I would remarry She's a bitch: No marry She's a lesbo: ask for a threesome then remarry later She's a bisexual: Ask for a threesome then marry the other chick You homo: Some states you can legally marry

It is painfully clear that you have to sue Lucky Brands because you now cannot fit in the jeans anymore and they wouldn't help you. /jabathtefatguysuingWhiteCastle

Wait, he sent nude pictures of himself to your girl? Time for some internet ownage with said pictures.