I hate to say it Brian, but I'd call it part of growing up.     
1.  I think there is plenty of wit around here. And a lot of idiots.  50/50 nearly   
2. There are plenty of assholes too.  Faintly disguising themselves as "Life Coaches"  The Trolls keep it light and Airy.     
3. There have been a lot of call outs through the winter.  Nobody takes them seriously anymore.  I repeatedly harped on the King of Trolls before I got rid of the GTI.  Hombre didn't want none.  I recall picking on a Neon too.  It's a lost art and those who wish to continue it need to study up.    
D. Again growing up.  Jobs, Credit Ratings, and re-telling stories is the way now.  May as well get a lawn chair, billet wheels, then sit in a Denny's for a Sunday "Car Show".  You wanting to ride Scott is pretty ghey.     
5. I concur.  It's always better when you put a face to the name.