I hate to say it Brian, but I'd call it part of growing up.
1. I think there is plenty of wit around here. And a lot of idiots. 50/50 nearly
2. There are plenty of assholes too. Faintly disguising themselves as "Life Coaches" The Trolls keep it light and Airy.
3. There have been a lot of call outs through the winter. Nobody takes them seriously anymore. I repeatedly harped on the King of Trolls before I got rid of the GTI. Hombre didn't want none. I recall picking on a Neon too. It's a lost art and those who wish to continue it need to study up.
D. Again growing up. Jobs, Credit Ratings, and re-telling stories is the way now. May as well get a lawn chair, billet wheels, then sit in a Denny's for a Sunday "Car Show". You wanting to ride Scott is pretty ghey.
5. I concur. It's always better when you put a face to the name.