Take 1
Me: Hey girl, i got a question
Her: Whats that?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ummm is this even shane?
Me: Maybe
Her: No sorry i have a bf
Me: He can have seconds
No further response on that one...
Take 2
Me: Hey i got a question
Her: What?
Me: When you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Ive been trying, but your fucking car is always broke
Me: ... fuck you lol
2 attempts... both utterly fails