I live in DFW. FK Texas. The lack of rust is nice. But I feel like i'm surrounded by a bunch of mouth breathers. And I despise heat and traffic, of which, there is entirely too much of. I'd prefer pretty much anywhere 1000mi north. NE, Pacific NW, heck, gimme Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, wtf ever. Man, I hope I am not doomed to die in TX
And the secede thing...gtfo. Enter member berries. "Member what happened when the southern states tried to leave the union? Member?"