I'm trying to find a viable way to get back to OH, ha ha!
So, I'm an apprentice falconer. My sponsor/master has a bird abatement business he does a a moonlight job. Literally. He gets contracts for bird abatement business from anything from a small gas station, to municipal contracts (he used to do the River Walk in San An).
So what you do is lets say a gas station has a bunch of trees where a entire flock roosts at night. They sh*t over everything. Ruining paint on cars, doing property damage and costing the property owners lots of money in cleanup costs.
THere are several ways to address this:
1.) Hire a pest control company who pays some kid $10/hr to come out with a laser pointer. Problem is, birds quickly learn the red dot doesn't pose any danger, so the roost returns/stays.
2.) If it's in the winter, municipalities will sometimes release airborne chemicals that strip the oil off bird feathers, causing the birds to freeze to death. This is bad because it kills thousands of birds all at once, and also takes out indigenous/desirable species as collateral damage.
3.) Falconry. You hit a roost 2-3 nights in a row and the raptor gets a bird each night, the roost quickly learns there is real danger here, and they need to find a new place to roost. Obviously I like this option the best because the field of falconry interests me, but I also think its the best solution because it's more long-term than some of the other methods used, causes less collateral damage than some other methods, and it's using nature to do what nature does.
If there was significant business in OH, and my sponsor was able to secure enough business, I could fly the roosts for him, giving me a good reason to visit OH more often.