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slammin salmon. it was made by the same people that made super troopers. i thought it was funny. i liked zombie land alot. the goods was good also. all of the underworld movies were awesome.

Tito Jackson? http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/staytuned/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tito.jpg

sigh. cleveland never fails to disappoint me.

i'm pretty positive we're over the luxury tax right now. shaq and jamison didn't come cheap. so the money isn't the issue. cleveland teams NEVER show up in the playoffs, and when they do, they end up choking anyways, plain and simple.

i liked the movie. i thought Don Cheadle did a better job then Terrance Howard would've.

congrats!

i want to join a league when i move down there when the fall semester starts at odu

if they make it with the 2.0 from the fuzion that'll be sweet

3 men standing in front of God God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all. God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves. Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me! God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW. Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and... God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire! Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar. Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?! Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

So I know this guy who works at a pickle factory and every time talk of work comes up he talks about how badly he wants to put his penis in the pickle slicer. For years this goes on and on to anyone who will listen about it. Until one day he comes home and proudly tells his wife "well I finally did it"......she replys in a disapproving tone "you didn't".....I did he says. She immediately demands he drop his pants and show her.....so he does...after a quick inspection she proclaims..theres nothing wrong with you...what happened to the pickle slicer. I imagine she got fired too.

that has to be the wtf of that day

it has to be a chocolate covered strawberry penis. most girls i know love chocolate covered strawberries.

i like that photoshopped picture with the borbets. go with that then lower it an inch or 2

but you can't polish a turd. You just end up covered in crap. You could always get something powdercoated silver. I don't think black would work with the color of your car.

iran might be. lol.

so i the means to make weapons on mass annoyance all over my yard. getting charged with a felony is a bit much, a slap on the wrist and a fine makes way more sense.

school just got cancelled for me tomorrow. im pretty excited right now, if they cancel it on thursday to then i wont have school until tuesday

its coming down pretty good up here so far. i hope it doesn't stop until tomorrow.

man that van is HOTTT!!!!

watermelon. or pineapple

i hate the care package glitch. all the little kids use it, then they talk trash after the game.

some of their last few bikes weren't exactly all that. but as stated, reality tv ruins things in the long run.

that seems like a good idea. hopefully it gains momentum unlike alot've other "great" ideas that never went anywhere

yeah, i had more snow than that up here by the lake.