I love this thread and BigOxley your posts are awesome.
On another note, I was single for three years, tried different sites, bumble and tinder. I met one girl off match.com, her pictures were good then I met her in person and was totally different. I'm 6'4 and I think she was maybe 5'0. I had dinner with her even though I knew it wasnt going anywhere.
Fast forward a couple months and actually met my GF on tinder. I will spare the details but she is freaking awesome and I'm glad I met her. I have seen more and more people meeting on tinder and there seems to be some normal people on there, but for sure some thirsty people. She let me look through all her convo's and some pickup lines guys used were seriously straight off tinder nightmares.