If we are sharing...here are a few of mine from before I was with my woman now (not from Tinder lol)
First time I used it I just was wasted living on campus, just swiped right on everything, didn't care. Got a match on the first one like 30 seconds into using the app. Messaged her with the address of the party we were at, she showed up in like 15 minutes. Had some massive titties, I ended up getting her to flop em out in front of everyone at the party multiple times. Decided not to fuck after that lol
A few weeks later got some sorority chick, ended up meeting up at Chumlee's and we both got wasted. Went over to her sorority house, stayed the night, woke up in her (I assume) roommates bed with her roommate in it and Tinderella gone... Had no clue where I was for about 30 minutes and ended up sprinting around the 3rd floor of this place until I figured out where the stairs were, then bolted out the front door and sprinted from 15th ave. all the way back to my place on Norwich. We ended up being pretty good friends, still not sure if I fucked either her or her roommate that night.
From there on out it was typical chipotle dates or just late nights talking and drinking out on my porch. Actually met some pretty cool chicks on there, this was before it turned into a hoe fest I think, if there ever was a time like that. Got a few one nighters from it, somehow ended up down off East Livingston to boink a chick one night, she had a dude for a roommate and didn't know his name and he didn't speak english and only stayed there like 2 or 3 times a week. He walked in on us on the kitchen counter....that was awkward