John

shit why even call the police? youve alread kidnapped and tortured them. why not just go all out and wear their skin or chop them up and bury them in the cellar?

drug tests are a violation of the fourth and fifth amendment... unless they catch you red handed with a bong, why is there cause to believe that you're on drugs?

no one told joe the unlicensed plumber that when you get 15 minutes of fame, the first 12 are a colonoscopy.

bunch of muñecas in this thread.

my sentiment exactly.

its ok, you will be deaf in both ears. wind noise is a bitch.

that i could use in the next week or so? i realize that some may be wary of loaning out tools as sometimes they dont find their way back. id be more than willing to leave you a deposit or something, or maybe even just use it right there in front of you. shouldnt take more than an hour or so to change the chain and sprockets... LMK

yesss. i browse on my phone a lot and hate having to load a new page every 6 posts or whatever.

most felonies are three years IIRC... then more serious ones are seven. murder never expires.

i rode into december. there was one or two 45 degree days in january that i rode. same in feb... basically if its above 30 or so and not snowing or icy, then i will ride.

8 pages? change your settings man... unless you like seeing 5 posts per page or whatever only 3 pages here

i was eating lunch

http://www.spanishhomerecipes.com/chuletillas-de-cordero-con-mermelada-de-pimientos-de-piquillo.html

they eat them in spain unweaned 4-6 weeks old. tiny little chops. i think its personal preference though. some people prefer the stronger flavor of mutton over lamb... according to wikipedia it is viewed as uneconomic in the US, but milk fed lambs are highly prized in greece for easter. who knew?

yes i do work downtown still. and unfortunately yes. i actually gave it up a few months before i graduated, but one of the conditions of my employment there was i had to be a student. thats so they can really screw me on pay and work conditions. if i didnt work fast enough shitty would beat me. if he didnt hit me hard enough, someone would beat him. or they could make me go up in the rafters and pull out insulation from 1837. "just hold your breath" they told me. really though, it was a sweet job for a student. it didnt pay great, but it was good supplemental income. and working with shitty was not really like working at all. it was more like getting paid to hang out with a friend. im looking for a job now, but not really looking too hard lol. i browse the want ads every day, but no one is really hiring now since the economy is in the crapper. the vast majority of the stuff i see posted is telemarketing under the guise of "entry level sales", or "make six figures working from home 2 hours a day" bullshit.

you're fired!

im telling

where do you work?

he will be tough and chewy when he is older. he is soft and tender right now!

burn down the police station and flee to mexico.

mmmm looks delicious! break out the mint jelly.

send it via bluetooth? thats what i do on my phone. download MP3 from bittorr... er... "i tunes" chop it up to get the 20 seconds i want for the ringtone send that 20 seconds or whatever from my computer to my phone via bluetooth.

err... i guess ATF in this case

tru dat. but IMO the most baller phone out there should be able to do MMS and video right out of the box with no "hacks" or workarounds.

lol pwned