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  1. John

    670 opps!

    he wins the award
  2. John

    670 opps!

    yeah something like 95% of all bike/car crashes is the cage making a left in front of a bike.
  3. mustang? more like rustang AMIRITE???
  4. John

    Beer farts?

    i did get her number i dont think make out was part of the deal lol. that will happen after i call her IMO
  5. John

    Lodge Bar

    this is my standard intro "sup ma you ever rode in a bentley? i got three." works every time
  6. John

    Lodge Bar

    so how bout that weather we've been having
  7. John

    Lodge Bar

    lol nope twas not me. but he was dancing with blondie, good for him lol. "way to go moon milhouse!"
  8. +1 when i took the test the guy told me its better to just run over a cone than put your foot down.
  9. John

    Lodge Bar

    i dont know if i saw her or not... but i still think you have me confused. i wasnt singing with anyone. or falling (that i remember lol maybe someone slipped me some roofies). how about the azn chick on the pole? did you see that?
  10. John

    Lodge Bar

    oh shit dude. are you talking about that chick with the red shirt or whatever? dude, her titty almost popped out like 73 times. and her boyfriend or whatever was like dragging her around. she stopped at our table and he started snapping at her to get her to come back she was drunk as shit tho. when i went outside she was coming in and couldnt even stand up straight.
  11. John

    Beer farts?

    im just glad i dont have to work today, yet still getting paid
  12. John

    Lodge Bar

    im confused. i dare say you have me confused with someone else. but i wish that i was that someone else if they were wrestling with a yummy blonde.
  13. John

    Lodge Bar

    lol i wish i had a camera to take a pic of shitty standing next to greg oden. his head was about at oden's belt.
  14. yes they are. pit bulls are known to cause cold fronts and be the source of low pressure systems. combine this with atmospheric instability and wind shear, which are often caused by cats, and youve got yourself a tornado, buddy.
  15. are you gonna ride the 76 chop rat?
  16. the rest of the track is the same though right? im sure you can reach triple digit speeds coming out of the keyhole and through that right hand kink eh?
  17. you should change your sprockets at the same time you change your chain IMO. if you put a new chain on old sprockets, the worn sprockets will tear the hell out of the chain, and vice versa. the hash marks on the swingarm are good, but they arent always perfect. its really easy to align your tires using a string. check it out http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/howto/string_align_motorcycle_wheels/index.html
  18. They was interviewing a brother in there, they said now, "Sir, when a new inmate comes in and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate him?" The guy goes, "Well, the first thing I do is make him toss my salad." The guy's like, "'Toss my salad?' What's that?" The guy: "Well, having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or with syrup. I prefer syrup." I'm not making this up! /chrisrock
  19. i think they are talking about a spot for them to meet in picktown before they ride up to polaris. but yeah, the usual meeting spot is at the shell east of QSL: google map QSL is left on that map (west) over 71, on LYRA drive. its like the first street on the other side of 71
  20. are they scared you will go too fast, or is it because they want more turns?
  21. i ride on the street. sometimes on the sidewalk.
  22. i posted in the other thread but whats up with the chicane on the straight going into the keyhole?
  23. yeah barry bonds can hit 762 home runs, but he probably cant dunk like MJ. MJ tried to play baseball but didnt do too well... but we cant forget the ball player. bo knows!
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