I know you're just joshing, but it still isn't funny to me. Still freaked out about it, really.
Besides almost crashing the car, I about took out my detached garage, Ram, and S10. I think if I had been on pavement and not gravel, there would have been no time to think and shut her off. Spinning in gravel was the only savior.
Probably, I've only known this bit of info for 30 minutes.
And BTW, a red Power Wheels would have been in the path of destruction as well.