The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
>news is that it will require castration You have a very rare condition, which
>causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one
>hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
>testicles."
>
>Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
>He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was
>without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was
>missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized
>that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live
>a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
>need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
>suit.
>
>" The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
>
>Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
>"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it
>fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
>about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
>
>The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
>
>Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
>"Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit
>perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about
>some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
>
>The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
>Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
>old."
>
>The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
>press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
> headache."
>
>New suit - $400
>New shirt - $36
>New underwear - $6
>Second Opinion - PRICELESS