I like this one. (843): happy early fathers day!!! (829): im not a father (843): about that... I guess it's better to hear news like that over text instead of on the Maury show. and this one. (816): normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me