At Harleys expense....... >> >> >> Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise >> without the adverse side effect of horsepower >> >> Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? The other 5% >> actually made it home. >> >> Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets? Yes, but only if the chick has >> a steel plate in her head. >> >> What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in >> on a Triumph. >> >> Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down? >> They're afraid to lean over that far. >> >> What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The >> Harley costs more and has fewer wheels. >> >> How do you know you're riding a Harley? While coming off an exit-ramp you >> get passed by a Vespa. >> >> Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders? Because they don't want >> to drop their tools. >> >> How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are >> worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile. >> >> What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120? >> Sturgis! >> >> How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name? They >> check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower >> rating. >> >> Why don't Harley owners smile? Once you realized you got conned into >> paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling? >> >> Why do Harleys have fringe? So you can tell if they're moving. >> >> How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? They both like to ride in the >> back of pickup trucks. >> >> How do you know your Harley is handling great? You can almost keep up >> with >> the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons. >> >> What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? The dog >> can get in the back of the pickup by itself. >> >> Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob? Some things just >> can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope. >> >> What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and >> one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about >> 30mph >> faster. >> >> Why do all Harley owners have trailers?? So they can go around corners >> faster! >> >> Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes ? On >> the >> showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee. (Alternate answer: At >> Sturigs) >> >> You know you're a Harley rider if. >> >> you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light. >> >> you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering >> flaws. >> >> "water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, >> waiting for a wrecker. >> >> There is a reason they call the organization the "Harley Owners Group" >> and >> not the Harley Riders Group! >> >