At Harleys expense.......  >>  >>  >> Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise  >> without the adverse side effect of horsepower  >>  >> Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? The other 5%  >> actually made it home.  >>  >> Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets? Yes, but only if the chick has  >> a steel plate in her head.  >>  >> What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in  >> on a Triumph.  >>  >> Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?  >> They're afraid to lean over that far.  >>  >> What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The  >> Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.  >>  >> How do you know you're riding a Harley? While coming off an exit-ramp you  >> get passed by a Vespa.  >>  >> Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders? Because they don't want  >> to drop their tools.  >>  >> How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are  >> worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.  >>  >> What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?  >> Sturgis!  >>  >> How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name? They  >> check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower  >> rating.  >>  >> Why don't Harley owners smile? Once you realized you got conned into  >> paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?  >>  >> Why do Harleys have fringe? So you can tell if they're moving.  >>  >> How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? They both like to ride in the  >> back of pickup trucks.  >>  >> How do you know your Harley is handling great? You can almost keep up >> with  >> the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons.  >>  >> What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? The dog  >> can get in the back of the pickup by itself.  >>  >> Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob? Some things just  >> can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.  >>  >> What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and  >> one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about >> 30mph  >> faster.  >>  >> Why do all Harley owners have trailers?? So they can go around corners  >> faster!  >>  >> Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes ? On >> the  >> showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee. (Alternate answer: At  >> Sturigs)  >>  >> You know you're a Harley rider if.  >>  >> you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.  >>  >> you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering  >> flaws.  >>  >> "water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain,  >> waiting for a wrecker.  >>  >> There is a reason they call the organization the "Harley Owners Group" >> and  >> not the Harley Riders Group!  >>  >