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  1. Please, please keep it in a safe, out of view spot. I got robbed back in january and thank god they didn't get my shotty, but it convinced me to get something smaller/more concealable. I would've felt horrible knowing that my weapon was out there getting used to rob/hurt people.

     

     

    Where do you live that you got robbed?

  2. I don't doubt you ate there, just putting up my comparison for where I like to eat. I'd give you a receipt, but I have to wait for the monthly bill because it goes on my account.

     

    Definitely wouldn't brag about nailing other guys wives, but I have morals. Regardless of whether or not you regret it, you still brag about it. Again, the types of women you have slept with aren't the greatest types of women to use as a reference for any argument.

     

    Edit: None have cared how much I benched, and most never knew. They just liked big muscles.

     

     

     

    Hey, if I had little T-Rex arms, I'd probably try to power-lift too. But, my reach is extreme, so it hurts my bench. But, 345 raw, on my 6th set, at my weight, no lift or spot, is pretty good IMO. So for now, I'll keep the 20 pack, and athletic abilities. ;)

     

    And yes, I was a scumbag. But, I am a reformed scumbag now. Talking about it heals the wounds-at least that's what Dr Phil says.

     

     

    Not giving a shit about what you two dick measurer's are talking about, however the scallops look delicious on that page.

     

    If you like sea food, you will cum here. Also, its over the water-so its a pantie dropper.

  3. Not making yourself look good JP. This isn't high school. Boning other guys wives isn't something to brag about. I'm all in for good fun and humor though. Please continue you 2. ;)

     

    PS ~ Come near my wife JP and it'll be the last thing your physique sees. :p

     

     

    I KNOW you got guns! LOL

     

     

    Hey, I'll be honest. That was a bad time for me. Really, it was a good fucking time, but Im glad I'm over it. I didn't care about anything but myself. I hurt a lot of feelings. I got caught, hell be someone that may have a USN on here. They are now divorced (for more reasons than just me). He knows, and she admitted to being the aggressor, but it takes 2 to tango. The other wives were in Vegas (3 some actually) so, fuck dem hoes anyways.

     

    Like I said, I am glad I am not that guy anymore. My life is 100% improved since then.

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    Be JP. Live with mommy. :p

     

    Boom roasted! LOL.

     

     

    I wish! I've lived in my own home for some time, own 3 properties, including the one my mother lives in.

     

    Thankfully, my wife is just as good as a cook. I will admit, Im a spoiled model fucker. :cool:

  5. This is trainwreck scenario. JP is like the irresistible force, Hal is like the immovable object.

     

    Hal criticizing JP on his physique is a whammy, since JP is pretty jacked. JP criticizing Hal on his physical prowess is whammy-esque as well, since Hal holds bench-press records or some shit, IIRC. Both are seasoned intarweb warriors. This will never end well.

     

    Out of the 100's of skanks I have slayed, all have commented and adorned my physique. I am sure many of them F-ed me just because of how I looked. Models, strippers, other guys wives...ect. I am sure of these many, few would have done the deed if I was some fat "powerlifter" fuck. What I will guarantee is, out of the 100's that have come and gone;

     

    Not one of them ever asked, nor cared, about how much I benched. :cool:

     

    And yes its dumb and dumber at this point. I am just glad I am not the one that took a picture of a batty Crocker instant meal and though it was something with talking about. ;)

  6. somehow I doubt you even have a clue what a fine meal really tastes like.

     

    To be specific, I ate here Last night

     

    http://www.selectrestaurants.com/pier/index.php

     

     

    And had-

     

     

     

    Drink

     

    SAUV. BLANC, Sbragia, Sonoma Califronia 2008 ...... 11.95 / 47

     

    Pre

     

    Rustic Bruschetta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7

    Chargrilled Garlic Crostini, Extra Virgin

    Olive Oil, Laura Chenel Goat Cheese,

    Roasted Tomato Basil Salad

     

    Meal

     

    Prime Center Cut NY Strip Steak 14 oz. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42

    Red Wine Sauce with Braised Spinach and Hearth Oven Roasted Yukon Gold Potatoes

     

    Desert

     

    CHOCOLATE PLATE FOR 2

    Dark Chocolate Grand Marnier Fondue, Fresh

    Berries, Cookies, Brownies, Peanut Butter

    Buckeyes, Truffles of Cinnamon Espresso,

    Chocolate Caramel, Cherry Vanilla

    15

     

     

     

     

     

    Excellent food. Also, on par with what my wife cooks every day I am home for a sit-down dinner.

  7. Actually, again you fail at a definition/use of a common term. Not once did I say anything about my physique or car building skills. Nothing to backup as I have no claims. Jesus, your feeble mind can't grasp a simple subject like this. I feel embarrassed for you. Next time you attempt to "pwn" someone, at least come up with an argument that is based on reality. I'm calling out your failure to resemble a normal human being. That has nothing to do with me, everything to do with you.

     

    Way to call out a car I don't own, and haven't owned for quite a while. I'm so offended, what will I do? Go ahead, call out my Envoy or Jeep next. They're slow and probably don't make any power, but at least you would be calling out cars that I own.

     

    My food is fail, no care. My food tasted delicious, took 5 minutes to prepare, and got a nice thread going about other people's culinary skills. Do I honestly care what a retard like you thinks is quality food or presentation? Nope, somehow I doubt you even have a clue what a fine meal really tastes like. Go back to the gym, drink/take your supplements, and shut your Speedy Gonzalez lookalike, mouth.

     

    Again, I don't even own a Cobra. I don't have a clue what it is now (fail or win) or if it even still exists. Personally, I couldn't care less. I don't base my life's worth on some piece of shit car and how fast it is.

     

    Care to make sense with that last statement? Pork and potatoes make a person have a flabby ass? That's interesting... Do you know anything about anything? Do you just say whatever random thought comes to your mind? I'm pretty sure I've argued with more competent 6th graders.

     

    I didn't "pwn" you, the fucking NOOB pwned you.

     

     

    As for the rest of your BS, I operate under "he who is without sin, cast the first stone". In a modern sense.

     

    Allied here, this would mean don't talk shit, unless you're better, or can back it up. First, you BS about my cars. Seeing as this is a RACING forum, unless your faster (which you not, nor will ever bee), you'd better shut the fuck up.

     

     

    Then, you want to call me a "anorexic Mexican" when I am neither anorexic, nor Mexican. You proceed with with acting like you are some sort of athlete, body builder...ect. Right, Again, SHOW ME. Unless you look better then me, which you obviously don't, You'd better shut the fuck up.

     

     

    My food is fail, no care. My food tasted delicious, took 5 minutes to prepare, and got a nice thread going about other people's culinary skills.

     

    And the best part about this- YOU started this thread putting your shit on a plate on some high horse, and its be far the worst looking shit in this thread. Fuck someones road kill looks better!! Literally, I'd complain and likely not that plate of shit was put in front of my any day of the week in my house. That I am being 100% serious about.

     

    But, considering I get a 4 course meal anytime I eat at home, I guess I am spoiled any maybe a little bias. But, I have also never been gay enough to make a thread on CR about what I was eating.

  8. Salad - Basic lettuce with ranch dressing and fresh shaved .......SHIT FOOD...ect

     

     

    http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/punkhott712/Dinner.jpg

     

     

     

    My God, I wish I would've joined this forum much sooner.

     

    The Kitchen, if you think that meal was worthy of setting up perfectly, taking a picture, and making a thread to brag about, you're not eating good enough sir. Real talk.

     

     

    Pwnd by a fucking Noob no less! :bangbang:

  9. If you watch the videos from before you can see that I did have to drive the hell out of it.

     

    Now it goes much straighter than before, Holt race cars helped us a ton with all of that.

     

    Oh, I know. It looked like shit-even one were you got into the dust after the traps! That is a recipe for disaster!! An Auto car like that should look like its on a rail. Glad you got it sorted out.

     

     

    Good work.

  10. Backpedaling? Where is that? I must have missed where I retreated away from prior statements. I guess you don't know exactly what terminology to use when describing my posts.

     

    Did Charlie Sheen teach you a god's name? That's pretty cool, I would have assumed that paganism was beyond your little bit of knowledge. Perhaps if you read my post again, you'll realize that I said I'm not going to post pictures. There are some floating around out there, and that's enough.

     

    I should point out, because you won't get it, that a refusal to post pics is not backpedaling. Remember when you called out my post of "look at my shit", the note about your atrocious physical attributes is really a way of pointing out your failure of "look at my shit".

     

     

    Talking shit, and then refusing to (IE: not being able to) back it up is either backpedaling, or being pussy. Your choice there brosef. Either way it is as much of a fail as your laughable billion HP Cobra.

     

    Then, you post this thread with food that makes store bought microwave dog shit look like filet mignon?? I'd punch my girl in the face if she brought some bullshit like that to me.

     

    You food is fail

     

    Your car is, and was fail

     

    And judging by what you call a good meal, your flabby ass is Im sure a fail as well. Im still waiting to be proven wrong here, but I am sure I will just hear more excuses.....

  11. Yep, your little metal boxes will go faster than my cars. That's a guarantee. I don't care about building cars, let alone sheet metal death traps (almost).

     

    Funny, I asked my wife and she said she would rather go without sex than touch you. I asked another friend as well, just to avoid crazy bias, and she agreed. The consensus is that you aren't even worth a drunken one night stand. Sorry to break that to you. I don't know what girls you're fucking in Cleveland, but the fact that they're in Cleveland says a lot about their decision making skills.

     

    I'm not a moron, I don't post random shirtless pictures of myself on the internet. This is another example of decision making skills.

     

    PS. Don't try to bring up lift numbers to a powerlifter, that's just not smart. Actually, I trained a kid that weighed less than you and could out lift you on his worst day. Interestingly, he was a lot younger (not yet in his prime) too. Maybe you could benefit from some training advice. Pickup a Powerlifting USA and you can go ahead and read my article. Go ahead and climb back under your bridge (I'm assuming Mexican trolls still live under bridges?).

     

     

    All I hear is talk, and all I see is backpedaling.

     

     

     

     

     

    Still waiting on those pics Adonis................. .

  12. Yeah, cause any of your shit cars have looked better? Oh hey, I can go fast in a shit box on wheels.

     

    Wait, why don't we also bring up the pictures of you floating around here somewhere. You look like a fucking anorexic Mexican troll. That's one hell of an achievement.

     

    So wait-are you trying to come back with the fact that I have built several cars that have gone faster than you unfortunatly likley ever will-

     

     

    Or, the fact that I look better than you? Im 5-9 170, 5% BF Squat 405, and Bench 345. Not only am I not anerexic, but I'd bet you wife, GF, or whoever your with (if anyone) would rather fuck me. True Story

     

     

    True story. Please, feel free to post pics of the godlike physique your feeding. L O L

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