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Again with your facination with my dick...

 

Really JP, I'm not into guys.

You're not my time. I like real men.

You don't want to roll race your street car-I can't say I understand but it is what it is. I dont know what kind of street car you have-but if I could not drive my street car at highway speeds, I'd set the fucking thing on fire.

In other news- RunnaTA is in. The highest HP R35 GTR is in. A few turbo Busas are in pending time-frame.

Although its not likely, we will see if anyone else's balls drop.

Just what I thought... YOU are the scared one...

 

excuses excuses... bring your shit down here... you want to race me... you can come here...

 

You will not call me out and ask me to drive up to your town.

 

You come here and I'll drag your ass down the track.

 

CUPCAKE? Come get a bite bitch.

Let me get this right-

I ask for people interested in racing Jamie's car at a local "Airstrip" we have available-

Some people step up-

You make excuses, and say I am scarred...

Your claim to be a smart guy. Does that even make any fucking sense to you dumb fuck? ":lol:

Since you cant read-you and your street car were called out to a roll race boss. I dont know one "street car" that cant pull that off. Hell-standing mile, and roll-ons had become the new measuring stick for fast STREET cars.

If you cant handle that-I'm sorry for ya bro. You don't want to come up north? Thats fine to. Its what we all expected anyways. We still have some great races with real street cars lined up. You wont be missed brah.

 

 

I'd gladly race you when you come up to race Jamie. I'll even put $100 on OUR race. How does that sound cupcake?

In a font little dick is comfortable reading.

 

 

Now as for street racing Jamie's car, my car is not set up for a 60 to 160 roll and the whole world knows that. I WILL race his Lambo, Supra, or any other car anyone wants to race me with on a race track from a dig.

You have, and had been calling your car a "street car". What god damn street car worth a fuck can't even roll down the fucking highway at normal highways speeds? :megusta:

You cant hang? Have nothing but excuses? I figured as much. Its all good though-you continuing to be a pussy will make me money- so keep it up!

BRB-beating my meat to World of Warcraft

No, Im doing Jamie a favor since he is out of town and has no computer access. Thats why they call me Don King Brosef.

I'd gladly race you when you come up to race Jamie. I'll even put $100 on OUR race. How does that sound cupcake?

so from 0 to 60 its a turd.

Wanna try it out?

Oh yeah? How much money you looking to lose? :masturboy:

ENOUGH :fuckyeah:

 

 

I don't have time for this crap right now, let alone I'm in Texas....

 

 

 

Have Jamie bring that thing to the Texas Mile next March and we'll do something there on the runway...

 

Im sure it will make the trip!

So really it's not the fastest, just the fastest that meets your criteria for what is considered or called a street car.....got it! You may want to add with air conditioning also....

There is always something faster. Got it. The problem is-we have not found it. And all the fuckers that talk shit-dont show up or get rolled

For example-I got $100 that says you couldn't come around-even with the hit. DO SOMTHIN. :fuckyeah:

So you are trying to limit what shows up then? Why call out Mark or Ray both of their cars have some of those elements?

 

Why not say "all cars that are fast, but don't have the ability to pass tech"?

 

I would like to see the car run a turbo bike, that would be a wild race. There are a few of those up north right? I know there is a red, green, and white one rolling around the 614 a bunch.

Fuck tech. And yes, we are TRYING to get the turbo bikes out-but so far all we get back is excuses! I dont care if someone brings an F-14. We'll fucking run it. No bullshit-no excuses.

I am saying 60-160-This Lambo is unbeatable. Come make me a liar.

Ray is down, we are already setting it up. I got $100 that says Mark has a big mouth and a little dick, so he wont come out. But, I'd actually prefer to lose this bet, so we will see

I'm sorry but who exactly is suppose to be the fastest street car based on this thread?

 

 

 

1/4?

 

1-Mile?

 

TopSpeed?

 

Typically you have to earn the right to be called "the fastest" before you call people out to race.

 

 

 

 

For clarification would this be Ray Hoffman, Larry Larson, Sal Patel, who?

To be specific-Lets go with Best MPH/from a roll while maintaining near stock street manners, looks, and street tire combinations. Leave your 25.5 cage, full drag wheel/tire/brake/suspension/huge cowl BS at home-type street car.

Sound better? Someone wants to prove me wrong-come on down. Fuck the bench racing bullshit-just come RACE.

I'm interested in coming out, my bike doesn't make anywhere near what it'll take to beat that car on it's kill mode but it'd be fun.

 

Good one Gabe, I believe he said fast shit and that piece of shit BMW ain't it. :gabe:

 

 

 

EDIT: JP I'll be doing the motor this winter, so next summer I will be game for some serious cars lol

You can run in "pump"-and to the people hating on Dover-at least he is game! I have raced with him literally all over the state. Dude IS a bauce.

The only person here that NEEDS to step up, likely wont-in his "street car" no less. I actually have $100 on it. :fuckyeah:

UPDATE-

Mark Z06-OUT-OUT-His "street" Car is unable to roll race?

RunnaTA's 8 second street beast- IN

Mr Busa's TurboBusda- IN

24/7- BIG BOY Busa- IN

Dennis @ Motorhead's TurboBusa IN

1350whp GTR (Highest HP R35 in the fucking world) IN

Others pending...

Well- here is your chance.

1550whp Gallardo SL is looking for some action. WE will be at the track with it- and have access to a private airfield is we have some people to do high speed roll on-s. Location would be Norwalk, or a local airport near buy. If timing is right, a 1300whp GTR will be finished and ready for action as well.

Post up if you want a piece. I'd call out Mark directly, but his "street car" will never see anything but a race track again. Or, he's simply to busy playing World of faggorts Warcraft.

People who should be stepping up here-

in his "Streetable" Copper Jalopy

The Old Man in his 8.xx TA

DOver in his Busted Bling Busa

Hell- ANY fast bikes are welcome!

Who else wants a piece?

(PS-This is not a street racing event.) (PPS: For the moderators-If your considering Deleting this-http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94439&page=3)

MODERATORS-PLEASE READ

So- let me get this straight; I ask for people interested in racing a very fast Lambo, on a closed course and the thread immediately gets shut down for "possible street racing", but this thread is allowed to exist with open talk of street racing, its participants, and the results? Fucking really Anthony?

You can PM me if you like, but this is quite the crock of CR little man syndrome BS.

What would you know about a big boy turbo car? I'm pretty sure you haven't ever been 9.anything much less 8.anything and you couldn't even dream about 7.anything.

 

My "non big boy" Turbo car went 7.75@183.71 with a Fast LSXr intake, which btw, made MORE power and a BETTER curve than the sheet metal intake that was on it 2 years ago. That is why we went away from it.

 

The new intake is along the same lines that all the Fast cars in the series run. Ask Mark Kohler and Mike Brown from the Ohio boys how they have gone so fast on the same intake I have now, or ask Steve Turley how with the motor I am getting and the same intake setup he went 7.XX@200.

 

You might also ask LMR how they went 7.29@209 with this style intake.

 

Maybe you should stick to your 10 second Colts... those pieces of shit might run better with some kind of Plenum, but the "real Big boy" cars use 4500 style cast intakes, an eblow, and big ass Trottle body.

 

True Story.

Funny question-what do YOU know about it besides handing hundreds of thousands of dollars to a shop to build your car for you? Any monkey with a wallet could do that chief, but congrats on your skeeze ball company making your penis enlargement go fast! True Story-

But Man, someone has there panties in a bunch. Is it because all World of Warcraft players are a bunch of balless wonders? Jesus!

Good luck with the car brosef.

PS: for clarification-Real big boy turbo cars run 6's on a 10.5. :fuckyeah:

Me and a couple buddies with turbo bikes on PB are heading down to TX2K12

Got room on the trailer for one more? :fuckyeah:

So every other MOTHERFUCKING SHOP and TUNER cant make more than 400 or so horsepower with stock cams. But a bunch of beat dick colt owners from cleveland can somehow make it happen. :dumb:

400whp on stock cams? Your kidding right? That may be the single dumbest post in this thread, and that says a LOT.

Jp, I would invite you down for drinks and a bro-down... But if I do, people will call me a nutswinger.... Because I sided with you in a argument with factual information. Sorry bruh

Dude, I have known you longer than 1/2 this thread has been on CR. Fuck that noise-I'm down for Private Dancer anytime.

This is news to people?

400whp turbp Busa's with an AMS 1000 trap into the 180's. The big boy Lambo (1550 is RWHP- its maybe 1300-1350 AWHP)is a good mid to high 160's car.

A turbo Busa with a Shinko would mop everything in Texas. Think hand of god....Only way to describe it.

What big plenum intake are you talking about... all I had was a fast 102mm. The new intake won't crack on the two step, and will allow me to flow more air than the fast did.

I am just used to seeing intakes as such-

http://www.hogansracingmanifolds.com/images/portfolio/15626.JPG

On big boy turbo cars going over 200mph in the 1/4.

 

 

No other dsm EVER, has made over 600whp w/o cams. EVER!

Again-swing and a miss.

Elvin's Colt we put together goes 9.6@153-@2740lbs. It made 59X or more I honestly forget on BR's heartbreaker. STOCK CAMS.

Craig's Colt (CATAPULT on here) Went 9.9@148mph @2820lbs with him in it. Stock cams. Never dyno'd. But you can easily assume it make more than 599hp.

Oh god.. valve float much?

I have my tricks.

WHERE THE FUCK HAS HE POSTED UP ANY FACTUAL INFORMATION?

 

As of right now all it is his is side vs. everyone else who doesnt beleive him.

 

He admitted to having weisco pistons and eagle rods in the 700whp set up. Yet he still claims its a stock long block?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

 

Half wit-I have said-several times in this thread-that they were 2 different fucking cars!!!!!

Never, not once, did I state the Colt has a stock long block-or made any WHP on a stock longblock-(see: the purpose of this fucking thread). Hense why you cant look back and quote yourself into being correct in any way, shape or form here.

One more time.

COLT-eagle/wiseco-junk head+GT42=710wph on low boost.

AWD DSM-100% stock long block, stock everything-made 579whp in FWD mode @32psi. Went 133mph like that.

At 40psi, and c16, it went 138 and 139mph. Never was dyno'd at that boost. Would any logical human being argue that that car was making at least 600whp (prob 660-680chp)? No, but this is CR, and the water in Columbus in some areas has enough cadmium to kill a small donkey.

Start explaining this one first. You made 600+ whp with a 100% stock 4g, except it takes everyone else at A MINIMUM cams and springs to be able to reach that number.

Yes-people dont need 1.2 the shit the throw at a 4g63 to get the power needed. I may prove that again tonight if my boy lets me use his slicks/trailer.

To solidify that fact-I even used STOCK VALVE SPRINGS on my Colt motor-700+ Whp, spun to 8800rpm.

The motor is spun to 9k now in a car down in Florida (2G-runs 10.2@141 in full street trim)-and is unchanged since I put it together in 2005.

i dont care about trap times.

Its trap speed-

And for the record-the guy who is burred in a "how much horsepower..." Thread who says they DONT care about trap speeds does not know his ass from a whole in the wall. Dont take offense..

Any real racer worth a shit is MORE concerned about traps speeds than dyno numbers when talking about HP and/or power gains. REAL TALK.

And for verification on the jp thing. Because so many people are telling him that hes a liar... I saw that shit yo!!!

You can't help stupid.

Thank you so you admit the long block wasnt stock for the 700whp pull?

 

That is what i was refering to, i dont care about trap times. You said the 700whp set up was done on a 35r and stock long block.

WTF? Your a lost puppy bra.

Where? when? quote me, or start rowing the fail boat right out of this thread.

Are you high?