-Knock Knock!
-Who's there?
GUSTAPO
-What did Helen Keller name her dog?
oggkhknmfdsnkmnfdjznfj
-How do you make a mime yell?
throw a brick at his face.
-A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys:
bread
cheese
and milk.
So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: "Hey, you're single, aren't you?"
The man is astonished. "Wow, that's incredible. How did you know that?"
"You're ugly."