r1crusher

Your desire to eat tacos and burritos is superior to that of your desire to hit the track. Leave the track for those of us that want to have real fun.

So....what's the current list look like? Anyone talk to Todd about waiving the late fee for the last trackday of the season?

Not likely, if that's what it stood for Nick wouldn't have asked.

There is no such thing as a nuke in COD. The timer is warning everyone that Chuck Norris is spawning.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have an F1 key because he doesn't need help...EVER

Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.

Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.

There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When I tried to type in my password on an internet account as 'Chuck Norris', the password strength indicator read as 500 billion percent.

Chuck Norris begins Call of Duty at eleventh prestige.

The most interesting man in the world has a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

Handicapped Parking is reserved for Chuck Norris. The picture shows what will happen to you if you take his spot.

Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Chuck Norris can use Xbox Live.....on his PlayStation 3

If Chuck Norris catches you looking him up on google he will smash your head into the keyboa....as;dhffas;difsfd;sfdkl;dfwn;jwjn;f;wk;ewsddccknewioasd

Someone once closed their IE tab while on a picture of Chuck Norris to go check a post on Ohio-Riders forum. That person never got the chance to read it.

King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.

Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter

And it gets even better..... Now on eBay!! I almost lost my beverage after seeing it.

This bike has way more power than my 1000 so you better watch your words.

Nothing so ghey like a mushroom stamp for x-mas. There's all the proof anyone will ever need about Casper's orientation. Besides, we all already know he's fathering Kawi's kid anyway.

My excuse has been the same for years. Nelson's is too cheap to repave the bumpiest road course in Ohio. Accuweather couldn't forecast an F5 tornado if it were sitting directly on top of their headquarters. Intellicast FTW! Don't you have some green tape to go replace!?!? I was looking at the track asshat, 50 degrees with showers. And you will be going to Mid-O you cheap ass. Your bike won't know what to do when you actually have to shift into 6th gear on the back straight there.