Dweezel

Happy birfday mang!

Oh yeah, it will run a mid 11 sec quarter mile

I see HD has finally moved up from Kawi 250cc performance with their 1200cc Sportsters, to Yami 600cc performance with the 1130cc's Porsche built VRSC's.

Shmuck's new tats... http://www.bizarremag.com/weird_world/body_world/7173/zombie-boy.html

impossible, his grandpappy had an idea! it can't be a hoax if it was his grandpappys idea!

had the 750 up to an indicates 176, the 'Busa up to 180 (again indicated), and my 01 T/A up to about 165. Speedo was pegged, calculator said 5th gear, 5500 with my tire and gear = 165.

anyone else getting visions of that Soprano's episode where Tony's sisters husband is sticking a gun to her head as foreplay...

not thinned skinned...I coach, raised two sons, and deal with teenagers all day long in school...ha...be thinned skinned? teenagers can be cut throat. besides, my harley would add lots of noise to the ride

FTFY*

*Fixed That For You

Granted, you are not a ninja.

I wish my boyfriend wasn't a proctologist.

So I guess we know where Schmuckinghams favorite place to stick it is....

They will make whatever we will buy. I personally am going to start collecting SUV's to resell when gas is cheap again

Kidding.

I shot quite a few somethings this weekend

\clay pigeons FTW

\\missed 3/15 need some work, but it's been probably 5 years since I've done it last

\\\Browning over/under FTMFW

It was an oil company. sorry man.

seriously, if we wern't picking on you (especially being new and a chick) THEN I'd be worried

Caesar Millan FTW.

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!

not really, his engine at the time was a total failure, no one wanted to buy it and he had lost everything and was drowning in debt anyways. odds are he offed himself. it was intended to run off of peanut oil so that farmers and rural people who couldn't get gasoline could grow their own peanuts, and make fuel for it. the other benifits that we associate with diesel engines today weren't even a thought back then. was simply to fill a void in the rural market.

New survey, of dog owners. small dogs are more aggressive (no shit) than large dogs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1032531/Why-sausage-dogs-really-just-legged-fiends.html

let the fun begin!!

Go easy on her dude, she's only been riding a year, she probably doesn't know any better yet

Oh yeah, well i got a cadillac that runs on piss, Has 6,000 horsepower, only costs $12 to manufacture, and gets 300,000 miles per gallon, but I can't find any 17 leaf clovers to use as fuel catalyst...

Dude, just ask. I've got a FIELD full of those damn things. In fact, I just sprayed half of them just to get rid of them. Let me know how many you need their just going to waste here.

I'd drill through a polar bears ass for cheaper gas!!

Fonzie already tried that... But in his defense he thought it was a sheep... He's getting kinda old and his eyesight ain't so great anymore.

damn... I wish I had a few extra bucks, I'd love to get that for the female!

Good luck with the sell!

WTF is wrong with the bike, a 2003 with only 5k miles on it? I've put over 5k on my bike this year! OHhhhhh.... It's Hardley powered.... Damn thats allot of miles on that bike!

I'm pretty sure Ohio would execute you for 115mph if they could.

I believe in aliens, their all over the place down south, sitting on the corner waiting on the "Mother Ship"...