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zerocrash

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  1. Thank God!! I wasn't sure how I was gonna make it another day without it
  2. Ok now I gots to get me one of them!!
  3. I wish. I'm the only one who can do my job (properly) here.
  4. Welcome!! Two very cool machines you got there!
  5. That sounds a bit worse than some cable rerouting...
  6. Is the confederate flag racist? I think it just depends on who is displaying it.
  7. I believe so, but I've never been to either.
  8. Urban Yuppie Hillbillies. And Nyohs is a country bar in Columbus
  9. It IS possible to have a discussion, even with different opinions, and not have it turn into And at the NN comment!
  10. Here's the specs that were just released from Yamaha MSRP*$17,990 (Intense Black) Available from November 2008 EngineType1679cc liquid-cooled 65° V-4, DOHC, 4 valves/cylinderBore x Stroke90.0mm x 66.0mm Compression Ratio11.3:1 Fuel DeliveryFuel Injection with YCC-T and YCC-IIgnitionTCITransmission5-speed, multiplate slipper clutch Final Drive Shaft ChassisSuspension/Front52mm telescopic cartridge fork w/oxidized titanium coating. Fully adjustable preload, compression and rebound; 4.7 in travel Suspension/RearSingle shock w/remote reservoir and remote adjustable for preload, compression and rebound Brakes/FrontDual 320mm wave-type discs; radial mount 6-piston calipers, Brembo® radial pump master cylinder Brakes/Rear298mm wave-type disc, single-piston caliper and Brembo® master cylinder Tires/FrontBridgestone® Radial 120/70-R18 59V Tires/RearBridgestone® Radial 200/50-R18 76V Dimensions Length 94.3 inWidth 32.3 in Height46.8 in Seat Height 30.5 in Wheelbase 66.9 inRake (Caster Angle)31.0 inFuel Capacity4.0 galWet Weight 683 lb / 685 lb (CA model)
  11. Hell yeah! I don't think it's supposed to rain tomorrow so hopefully you can pick it up then!
  12. What's up Jon?? I'm the one who told you about the site yesterday. Glad you decided to join us and
  13. +1. I don't think it is specifically racist, however, the rednecks and hillbillies have taken as their own rainbow.
  14. The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. 'Johnny, do you have a story to share?' 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. She was a pilotIn Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy Territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and aSurvival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't Break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemyTroops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,Killed four m ore with the knife, till the blade broke, and then sheKilled the last Iraqi with her bare hands.' 'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?' 'Stay the f**k away from Aunt Carol when she's drinking.'
  15. Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house" "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?""Yes, I do." said Bob"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Well, um, yes, "Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did.""And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy; I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?""She just died and left me everything."
  16. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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