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I didn't hear this story... Parks tongue punched genfly's fartbox?

How about we just privatize EVERYTHING? That'll save some coin. And we put a $50k/yr floor on wages... if you do something that doesn't make at least $50k/yr -- which is what society values you at -- you're not considered an American, but a "contractor" with no benefits of being part of the American society (no unemployment, no disability, nothing). You're just expendable undeserving poor trash from a business standpoint. Don't take it personally. I'm all for the rich getting richer, and the rest of you... well, stiff upper lip.

We need to get this guy hooked up on an Uncle Punk ride, stat. J/k newb, don't do it.

Sorry you're stuck with a girls bike... should've done your research. Welcome to the forum -- I better see you out at the dragstrip on that thing.

He'll ALWAYS be west of something. It's all about perspective.

Oooompa Looompa Doo-pa-dee Doo

No no no. I would provide them. The sammiches and whatever the equivalent to a BJ for a female is... c'mon man. But I have NO idea what women could possibly think was equivalent to a BJ.

Sammiches and FemBJs for a whole month?

Ewww, carbs. Other than that.... lbts,glws, bump

That'd be a real good way to stick it to people that say they "wouldn't be caught dead on a Harley".

Disagree, esp. for a stock swingarm bike.

It needs to be long enough to at least cover those... since I'm not planning on wearing anything underneath it.

How short is the skirt?

Thx. Those aren't bad times at all.

I have a "real job", but I'm willing to take vacation to do this...

I didn't get to have audio when I skimmed the video... ETs?

Not riding how I like to ride.

I bet your mom's vag is still sore. HBD Jags

Yea, take the room with genfly... she'll even include "punchisizing your face, for free."

Bump. Via: http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2011/04/10-things-car-drivers-should-know-about-motorcycles/

"You'll put yer eye out!" First pass -esp w/ a 10.5" car.

My 5.3 Vortec gets ~15 mpg city... 3 mpg better than my 4.3L vortec. I doubt it's from the cyl deactivation either considering it's 95% city driving. But on the highway, I get 22+mpg with that feature, moving the 3ton beast.

Flip phone??... mine is a bar phone, thank you very much.

He was serious about pulling the ad though.. copy+pasta ftw, it will forever be relived in the OP.

Pics or it didn't happen. I want a photo of you with CASH MONEY in hand... $75-hundo, like a true baller. For that price, I'd let you sell ALL the shit I wanna get rid of... and take a nice cut.