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Yea, well living in the poor city has left me with extra $$$$ for stuff like this. So, there are pros to living in the ghetto.

My penis is still bigger.

Dibs on the grounds that I live in E-town and it sucks bad and everyone else has it better than me. Pity dibs.

<3 it. Karma is a bitch.

Amen bruther, fork working in Cleveland too, it sucks!

I was refraining from being snarky for your srzs bizniz opening. But I'll bump it for you, if someone has sincere suggestions.

Dunno who's heard of this before, but they've had a trailer out for awhile and finally did "Episode 1" Features: CGI Animation Anthropomorphic Animals (Specifically Rabbits and Camels) Military Strategy Basically, it's a 22min "Call of Duty" trailer featuring rabbits as the good guys, and camels as the bad guys It won't appeal to everyone, but a few of you on here might appreciate the guns, the animation (artwork), or just the oddness of the English dub. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMlmEFIxdb4 Trailer (if you want a flavor before watching the full 22 mins): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wncS6tO59M

Why the Diavel is the best bike Ducati makes http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2011/02/why-the-diavel-is-the-best-bike-ducati-makes/ Article in the link.

Fiesta Jalapenos right in your backyard, duder. I eat there almost every week.

Hate isn't the opposite of love - indifference is.

Would you take a punch to the face for it?

@Redkow - Why would she bitch about how YOU spend YOUR money? But, props to you for being the guy that makes all the other guys "look bad". I know a lot of females that are into that, I'm just curious why you're playing into their hands? I guess I'm not really concerned with "keeping up with" those guys, nor would I want a girl that makes that a priority, when like NinjaNick said, doing things throughout the year should be more important than outspending or putting an exorbitant amount of effort over other guys on one given day. I'm not hating, I just don't understand it.

Cool. Now that you've picked it out, when do you plan on learning how to ride it?

^--- iPhone... you spend way too much on females.

quality time. It's me we're talking about here. The gift would be to send her AWAY so she doesn't have to deal with me for a weekend.

Doesn't like flowers Chocolates make chicks fat Doesn't want a massage No more animals in the house, one cat is enough. But I'm having a good time reading all these to her. She appreciates a sense of humor, but it doesn't get me off the hook.

That's what I'm saying. But then go further and ask, what's the 'so what'? How much extra reaction time does it buy you if a driver ignores regular taillights anyway? There are also studies showing that light in the 2500-3000K range are more easily picked up by other drivers and allow riders to see farther, but you don't see people replacing their headlights with 3000K bulbs...no, they put 8500K+ bulbs to look cool. If safety really was a concern, they'd replace a lot more on the bike than a modulating taillight... But you can sell ice to an Eskimo if you prove to him it'll make him safer and less scared.

I believe it, but still contend modulators are like the TSA, preventing nothing until the data proves otherwise. When you can show me an accident that was prevented by having them, I'll throw louder pipes on my bike to save more lives.

I think your time is better spent remembering to by diligent about checking your mirrors and your presence within the lane (far left/far right vs. smooshed in between two crunched cagers) than worrying about getting a modulator that'll be ignored by some inattentive asshole anyway.

It's coming up soon-like, and since the best idea I can come up with for this useless Hallmark holiday was - a snow shovel for her to clean my driveway with after she's done serving me sammiches and beer. That didn't go over well. All she tells me is 'I like shiny things'. Which as John astutely pointed out, I'm wholly opposed to buying jewelry, so I decided to turn to the real men and women of ORDN for suggestions of materialism or cheap experiences that Valentines Day warrants. Thx in advance.

The groupon commercial was hilariously NOT pc. Struggles in Tibet = a mean discount on some curry.

This is upsetting. I especially love when I hear "I'm sorry" -- because there's nothing that'll fix any situation better than those words. If you were gonna run, it's probably best to do it after disabling the vehicle that could chase after you... she scores points for that.

I'd buy whatever color gets you the most stripper ass. This is NOT the forum to answer THAT question. Put it on Facebook so all your whore friends can decide for you.

I didn't read it yet, but of all three of them... isn't he the only one that DOESN'T ride? Edit: Ahh, I get it now.

If I give you the answer, will you take my advice and pick that bike? Or, in the end, are you just going to buy the bike that you like? -- everyone else's opinion be damned