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Nah, I don't carry the M&P... Ruger LCP is the everyday carry. It's a nice little gun ~$300

Top Gear Pits Ariel Atom V8 v. BMW S1000RR

I guess they probably should've used a Ducati They always seem to come out on top when they're racing Lambo's and Ferrari's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqjgjRsjQhw&feature=player_embedded

Seriously though, 500hp out of a 3L V8 (which IIRC is two Hayabusa mills put together) - SICK.

How's it taste?

How'd I get here?

Did your cats ever have sex on the couch?

Salad -- food that food eats.

Or... OR..... live in a cheap, shitty, dangerous neighborhood and spend the money you save on guns and insurance.

You're right. Steve can only aspire to hate black people as much as jbot.

Steve Jobs is jbot?

I spread lots of germies.

Who checks their oil anyway? This is Americuh! I have an OBD system to tell me everything that's wrong with my vehicle right from my heated seat.

How old is it? I'm gonna guess that it's past the end of it's life expectancy. Just be thankful that you can get parts for it! Most of that stuff is just "throw away" grade.

04/00 is what's coded on the sticker, so it's got almost a decade of use. $30 every decade isn't too horrible a maintenace cost I suppose.

The plastic drive gear has made pretty plastic snowflakes inside the opener and my garage door no longer works. I need a new gear. I was just contemplating what the failure mode would be if the gears were metal? More expensive I'd assume since I'd likely be replacing a burnt out motor instead of $30 in plastic gears. Intentional design feature or 'value eningeering'? Hmmmm

Has anyone ever had sex on that couch?

Trying to decide if plastic gears are a smart way to induce a cheap failure mode, or if I'm reading too much into the design of a garage door opener and its just plain cheap. It looks like a blizzard on the inside of the opener...

This'll be on my plate once parts are here: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1347192/lifter/liftmaster_repair.html

What happened?

You went to school?

If all else fails (age limits, maturity level, responsibility, good career, etc.) just remember that bitches are crazy.

I don't ever want to hear you complain about bumping the 'I want peni' thread again. Its obviously on your mind all the time.

Ok, just don't buy shitty tools or electronics from Big Lots. Happy now?

Most of you that know me know what a cheap ass I am. I'm all about saving money, but you're just throwing it away on some of that junk.

Ohh, and Pearl Jam.... Not the greatest.

The only problem I see is when you get 20% off of Big Lots stuff, you still end up with Big Lots stuff.

Those don't belong in the living room, they belong in the dining room, near the fridge.

Duh!

I guess I'm saying a bike is pointy on the front end. The Feds will learn of this, and require 6 foot wide safety bumpers on bikes...

Already ahead of you

Better make it 10ft

....finally.