Disclaimer

Pickachu - I choose you!

I'm part "one of you" --- but I won't tell you which part, and it's not my penis.

The smell can be explained...

Tentacle porn is best left to fantasy. But you already knew that, didn't you slant-eye?

So the "shooting" is done? You're just covering the "asking questions later" part.

I thought I read something where they were trying to get a law on the books about making it a low level felony (child endangerment) if you're caught with kids on a DUI charge.

Via: http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2011/01/indianapolis-police-re-file-dui-charges-against-killer-cop/

Indianapolis police re-file DUI charges against killer cop In a case which has created widespread concerns of corruption in the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, DUI charges have been re-filed against a cop who crashed into four motorcyclists in August, killing one and injuring two others. The riders were stopped behind traffic at a red light when David Bisard, allegedly distracted while conducting a personal text conversation despite driving at high speed with sirens and lights on, plowed into them. Police initially bungled the investigation, failing to properly protect evidence and the blood test which revealed Bisard to be over twice the legal limit nearly two hours after the crash was ruled inadmissible.

Def. hire a union plumber -- just read this commentary of what happens when you don't.

When You Hire Union Plumbers, You Hire Trained Professionals Who Won't Fuck Your Wife

Who teaches krav maga?

I've not been attacked by a tiger since I switched from coffee to tea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc9hjcy46zU

I've never been attacked while wearing silk boxers. I may start wearing them more often.

Open carry is statistically safer than concealed carry.

Is it? Srsly? Do you have any reading material on that? Inquiring minds want to know.

Enter the F.O.P.... always on the ball.

You're gonna get tased, bro.

Are you implying me? In your generalization...

I dunno... are you guilty of it? Then yes.

But your coworker is definitely one of 'those people' according to the way you tell the story.

I love how many people get 'scared' into believing things that simply aren't true instead of doing their own research and critical thinking.

I heard this is what he drove

Didn't you have that beast up in Flint before?

Ohhh, just wait until the other engineers find this thread :angry mob:

Ok.. serious face.

I actually had a potential customer give me grief because I was "only $300 cheaper than the dealer" on a 12k service for his Ducati 996. I was absolutely stunned by this statement.

I wouldn't be impressed by having three extra sheets of toilet paper either.

that's what I was wondering.... where does he get that many sets of girls clothing?

Whatever. C'mon, you're telling me that you guys don't just have a wardrobe full of women's clothes in your size.... 'just in case'?

Aww, you should've messed with them more.

"Sure, we're very sorry sometimes we make mistakes, (then under your breath: we don't have the brightest people working here), here let me exchange it for you."

(Put it on the counter behind you, peel off the blue plastic, and then hand the microwave back)

"Here you go (customer), I'd put it in a stainless steel bag for you, but we only have white and I don't want to change your microwave to white. Soooo sorry about the mix-up, have a great day."

Sometimes you just gotta lick past the smell...

BTD.

You sure you're starting on the right side?

I think you really need a new marketing manager because you couldn't sign a 8 yr. old to a contract for service with you.

My marketing does not target children. I can't believe yours would -- unless you've partnered with j/b/ot.

You don't shove coverage down their throat until at least the third sales call. It's all about the marketing.

Kev's disappointed with my services because he found out I don't cover dudes.

Well, when she's ready for an upgrade... I'll give her a NE2 discount, I might even let her outta the contract early.

Maybe I could get on her family plan? Any sisters?