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  1. I heard midget Todd ran a train in Hawaii once.

    Wait, I think he said they ran a train on him. I don't remember, but regardless, he was smiling a lot when he told the story so I can only assume it was a pleasant experience.

  2. Arab, American, White or Black...

    @ 95 yrs old, what really DO you have to live for other than strained baby food and keeping your unappreciative adult children from getting your estate money just a few more months longer...?

  3. Um, 'cause I'd not take the 10 minutes it takes to run over to your pad and help. If'n you ain't at the track tomorrow, I am coming over and taking your SV and giving that twin a proper home.:cool:

    I'll be at SOME track, one way or another (at least I'm planning to be).

    But, what a PITA to inconvenience you to come help me load a bike... I'd rather not go than end up making my problems someone elses.

  4. Instead of starting a new thread... if there are any Asian guys (I assume that's what 'A' is in SGAM?) under 170# that wanted to go for a ride on a Harley... now's your chance. Ride with Likwid (Lkwd) :)

    Btw, what's HWP?

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/stp/2457718160.html

    Harley ride? - m4m (Lkwd or Lake County)

    Date: 2011-06-23, 11:12AM EDT

    Reply to:

    [Errors when replying to ads?]

    SGWM seeking same or SGAM as passenger or with a bike/trike, for some pleasure riding, perhaps some outdoor dining, etc. Please be HWP and younger is preferred. Cannot be over 170# if passenger. If any interest, send face pic please and let me know availability. Put RIDE in subj line so I know not spammers. Thanks for reading. Keep Kewl.

    • Location: Lkwd or Lake County
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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  5. To be fair... what movie is it? I mean, there's some REALLY good movies out.

    Long-term relationships come and go, but you can only see a movie in a theater for like 3 weeks past the opening.

  6. You hit it.

    Well, maybe... now that she's single. :p

    Laughter is the best medicine. But a little backstory would be good for the soul -- vent a little, plus entertainment for us. The worst thing is a bunch of us making snarky comments on the internet at your expense during this troubling time, right?

  7. "Hey bro, I found your iPod in my car -- I know we had a falling out and there's still $50 you owe me, but I'm going to give this back to you because I'm hoping we can turn a new leaf, you'll repay your debt to me, and we can be bros again"

    OP tosses iPod at feet of ex-bro

    ex-bro looks puzzled @ OP's dick move, but goes to pick it up anyway

    BAM! Knee to the face! Then megaSTOMP on the iPod!

    Leave while laughing.

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