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  1. Pasted for those that can't view other sites and in case it gets flagged.

     

    Fully adjustable wing - $20 (Columbus, OH)

     

    Date: 2010-10-01, 6:43PM EDT

    Reply to: sale-fzq66-1984170808@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

     

    I have for sale a fully adjustable wing. It was on an old MR2 that I had bought, and it was the first thing to come off before I would be seen in it. You can put this on your civic, and it will enable you to fly to the moon. Haven't you ever wanted to visit the moon? This can make it happen for you. It'll add so much horsepower it'll make your mother implode when you step on the gas. You will make V8's your bitch. Don't you want that kind of power and fame? To hell with a turbo, you need DOWNFORCE! Keep that shit on the road (unless you're en route to the moon, which this can totally make happen for you)! You can take this to a formula 1 race and be the envy of all the drivers there. Hell, you can probably time travel with it. I never tried, so i don't know, but on a civic, I'm sure you make it happen, since this wing also increases your driving skills to that of the DRIFT KING! Yep, you read that correctly: DRIFT KING! Once you put this on your car, the Fast and the Furious might as well be a movie about your balls, since you'll be an expert driver, you'll surpass all the stunt scenes ON YOUR WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE! Damn right. Skylines will be drifting their asses off just to catch up to you. But they can't, and you know it. Because you'll have this fully adjustable wing set on autopilot and you won't even have to drive anymore. This is so epic that you won't even have to steer it. It'll adjust itself to make the turns for you. You want this. Remember: Moon, V8 slaves, Time Travel, Drift King.

     

    Buy it.

     

     

    P.S. It's going in the trash in a week. I'm tired of it taking up space in my closet. Even though my closet has been winning drift races left and right.

     

     

    E-mail me: Cecil_Winchestyr (at) hotmail (dot) com

     

     

    Keywords: civic, accord, honda, acura, toyota, nissan, sentra, Z, 300zx, 350Z, 240Z, 260Z, 280Z, 280ZX, turbo, moon, skyline, ricer, rice, stupid, import

  2. I have 3 guns that my great-grandfather handed down to me years ago. I've just kept them stored and haven't shot them since he passed away when I was 15. I've been doing some house cleaning and ran across them. I figured I'd do some research on them, so I was wondering if you guys would be able to help me out. Here's what I have:

     

    Winchester Model 74

    Made in New Haven, Conn.

    22 L. Rifle

    S/N: 369878A

     

     

    Harrington & Richardson Inc

    Gardner, Mass.

    Topper Model

    410 GA. 3" Full

    S/N: BB431669

     

     

    Harrington & Richardson

    Worcester, Mass

    Topper M48

    410 GA. Choke

    S/N: I 64244

  3. Work upgraded me from a Blackberry to a HTC Touch Pro 2. I've had it for a few weeks trying to get use to it. Now that I have, I am wanting an App or maybe even an RSS Feed. What I am looking for is some sort of ticker that shows sports scores, or something like that. Does anyone know of anything that will work on this phone? An RSS Feed would work too if anyone knows of a good one.
  4. A few weeks ago, my oil change light would stay on for a few minutes after I start the car. I've had this car over 4 years and this is the first time it's done this. It was time for an oil change anyway, so I did that. It's been a couple weeks since the oil change and the light will still stay on for a couple minutes after I start the car. I looked in the Haynes manual to see if there is a way to reset it, but couldn't find anything.

     

    So, why is the light staying on for a couple minutes? How do I get it to stop doing that?

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