I'm way too fucking badass to wear a helmet. If I wear a helmet, then no one can see how fucking badass I am. When I wear a helmet, people are like "man, that guy is a pussy" but when I dont have a helmet, people go "that guy is a bad ass motherfucker, and now i can see his face, so next time i run into him i will recognize him and tell him 'hey bro, you are badass'". I also like to wear sleeveless shirts and sometimes shorts and sandals. I also drive around in my car without buckling my seatbelt. Fuck I am AWESOME!