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max power

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  1. Cheap enough to throw away after commiting the crime.
  2. I have the 5.3 with 3.73 gears. Tow package. 18mpg is impossible with that gear set. You may have the 3.42. Pulling the trailer to the gap last year, we got 12.
  3. Hello 12 MPG (unless you are CarWhore, then its gets 30!) Nice ride.
  4. Turned him into a paste! Read the comments. Some are hilarious.
  5. Yeah, how is she not 300 #'s? Gump - you reading this?
  6. Titties!!! Is the paint even dry on the garage walls?
  7. ^ Grave diggin muthafuka!!! This thread is too full of Kawasaki gayness for a guy with no Kawasaki.
  8. FUCK...is the most usable word in the english language. Dicks parents had a sense of humor. The others must have been hillbilles. Speaking of, I used to know a girl named Honey and I married a chick named Angel. No, shes not a Mexican dude.
  9. He aint allowed to go without the sammitch maker.
  10. I used to know a kid named Adrian, but we just called him Big Head. Gauge was the dead kid on Pet Cemetary. Eww.
  11. My neighbor named her boys Caden (or Kaden) and Dakota. Apparently there are a million 3 and 4 year old Cadens running around. So much for that unusual name.
  12. eh, she prefers dark beer, but will drink swill and eats cigarette butts and cat poop so......
  13. So some friend of a friend on the FB has a baby today. Its name? Kash. Every time I go to my kids school, I hear some crazy names people saddle their children with. It pains me to realized that these kids have to try to make a life for themselves with some of these ridiculous names. My brother named his boy Ronan. My grandma cant remember it. What are some of the goofy ones you have heard?
  14. Saw some friend of a friend on FB had a kid today. Named it Kash! WTF!? Shoulda just named it Kush! She had to have been smokin the tweeds when she came up with that shit. Point is: Dont give your babies some fucked up names they have to live their whole lives with.
  15. My dog is a fucking alcoholic. Cant sit a beer down around her.
  16. SV. Buy it, ride it. You know you wanna and then you get to hang around all the cool peeps on here....on second thought, blow your $ on the car.
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