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Congrats man. She looks clean.

The grizzly 450 should be a fantastic all-around machine. Power steering is a bullshit gizmo that they put on the great big quads. That one won't need it. If your bike is so heavy it needs power steering, it's going to be as much fun as a cement truck on the trails.

PM incoming.

Finally getting that penis enlargement?

That would be awesome! Are you in Columbus?Also, are you saying you can engrave the wood itself, or the aluminum plates that I can lay over the wood and burn the letters in? Engraving the wood itself would be very cool. Excuse my stupidity, but how do these laser cutters work on wood?

iPhone bubby.

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Awww, and here I thought you came here because of your interest in my weird wood.

The aluminum plate I have is quarter inch thick.

It's going to say our names at the top, our last name under that, and at the bottom I wanted to say "were married under this tree" and under that it will say "September 2, 2006". I have some aluminum plate that I believe is about 2x2' that could be used as a template if I can find someone to cut it economically. The wood is 4 to 5 inches thick and about 22 inches wide. I can't really see it being cut all the way through but I wouldn't be opposed to it.

I was wondering who would pick up on that and say something first. Never drempt it would be you. I like your 12 year-old boy sense of humor.

You shoulda tied the string to a doorknob and slammed the door.

Hmmm, I like it. But I would need someone to make the stencils. I wonder if that would be as easy as it sounds.

What The Flippin Fuck!!?? You never told us you had a string hanging out of your dick. Smart move.

Just asked Bowdog and he doesnt have a CNC machine.

The decals are a last ditch type of thing, but if thats what I have to do, I need to order them soon. Anniversary is september 2.

Cutting or just engraving? Do I know anyone local with a machine capable of that?

I like that idea, but my granddad is an old retired carpenter and woodworker and he sanded it. He said that a router wouldn't cut into this very easily because it's super hard. I also have an uncle who could engrave it on a plastic plaque, (see pic) but that would look cheesy.

Opinions are like assholes, all you assholes have one. So I need to tap into the vast base of semi useless knowledge that is OR and get your opinions on this little wood project I'm doing for my wife for our anniversary. Backstory: we got married in our backyard under our huge maple tree on Labor Day weekend in 2006. It was quite the little drunken shindig. Everyone had a blast. Except me, I woke up hungover and married. Every year since, we throw a big party on Labor Day weekend and always decorated the tree with Christmas lights. The tree got hit by the ice storm in the winter of 2006 and a nasty windstorm in 2008. By 2013, it was dead. I cut it down the week after Labor Day last year. I saved the chunk in the picture because I wanted to engrave our names and wedding date into it and give it to my wife for our anniversary this year. So two questions, 1) should I stain it or just clearcoat it. 2) it's extremely hard and took 10 belts to Sand down to halfway smooth. I think engraving it with a wood pen is out of the question. Does anyone have any suggestions? If nothing, I'll just have some decals made up put them on and clear over them.

But most women know that the miata is the sports car of choice amongst the gays.

Jinu got an FZ1. He's a street bike bubby now.

Polaris atvs are poop

Lesage, WV. Where are you leaving from? I'd love to go but I'm on call.

1989 wants it's suit back!

Kilz will stick to anything, but may take ten coats to cover up nicotine. Carpet should be left to the pros.