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I hit 155 trying to catch up to Gump and Joel up the long hill on 78 coming into McConnellsville. It felt fast.

I can program the coffee maker. So, I'm good at coffee, but I don't know shit about Java.

I'm thinking of going to the Wayne.

Should've got a suburban bubby.

I agree with this statement, but he's a cuddly cock who loves to kiss fish. No homo.

Love those bikes. Light and very nimble.

His coke fueled rants were some of the funniest standup ever.

Congrats man. She looks clean.

The grizzly 450 should be a fantastic all-around machine. Power steering is a bullshit gizmo that they put on the great big quads. That one won't need it. If your bike is so heavy it needs power steering, it's going to be as much fun as a cement truck on the trails.

PM incoming.

Finally getting that penis enlargement?

That would be awesome! Are you in Columbus?Also, are you saying you can engrave the wood itself, or the aluminum plates that I can lay over the wood and burn the letters in? Engraving the wood itself would be very cool. Excuse my stupidity, but how do these laser cutters work on wood?

iPhone bubby.

Hahaaa Refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh etc.

Awww, and here I thought you came here because of your interest in my weird wood.

The aluminum plate I have is quarter inch thick.

It's going to say our names at the top, our last name under that, and at the bottom I wanted to say "were married under this tree" and under that it will say "September 2, 2006". I have some aluminum plate that I believe is about 2x2' that could be used as a template if I can find someone to cut it economically. The wood is 4 to 5 inches thick and about 22 inches wide. I can't really see it being cut all the way through but I wouldn't be opposed to it.

I was wondering who would pick up on that and say something first. Never drempt it would be you. I like your 12 year-old boy sense of humor.

You shoulda tied the string to a doorknob and slammed the door.

Hmmm, I like it. But I would need someone to make the stencils. I wonder if that would be as easy as it sounds.

What The Flippin Fuck!!?? You never told us you had a string hanging out of your dick. Smart move.

Just asked Bowdog and he doesnt have a CNC machine.

The decals are a last ditch type of thing, but if thats what I have to do, I need to order them soon. Anniversary is september 2.

Cutting or just engraving? Do I know anyone local with a machine capable of that?

I like that idea, but my granddad is an old retired carpenter and woodworker and he sanded it. He said that a router wouldn't cut into this very easily because it's super hard. I also have an uncle who could engrave it on a plastic plaque, (see pic) but that would look cheesy.