It's life in prison (which I'll bet the farm she won't get) for being a stupid fuck and caring more about animals than humans. Who parks a car in the fast lane? Who expects to see a car parked in the fast lane? 1989 a friend and I went to Cleveland to see the The Who final tour. (Yeah, it turns out it wasn't their final tour) After we were on out way to crash at my moms for the night in Lorain, I think. Anywho, we lose the only wiper on the car in a major gully washer. We pull off the road since we can't see shit and the kids that are following us follow us into the breakdown lane and blast our 86 Nova (corolla) Doing about 70mph. Our car lands in the middle of I 80 and, even though we're injured and stunned, all we can think of is getting the smashed car out of the middle of the highway so no one gets killed. Why did we worry so much about and risk our lives getting this destroyed hunk of steel out of the road? Because no one with even a shred of common sense or decency toward other human beings leaves a fucking car parked in the middle of a flowing freeway! All I know is if I hit a parked car in the middle if the freeway and die, go ahead and assume that I want the bitch that parked it there to fry.