Chinese proverb</SPAN>   Original Chinese Proverb: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.     2012 White House Revision: Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, cash for his clunker, food  stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives,  Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free  medicine, and he will vote for Democrats the rest of  his life; even after he's deceased.