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Gump

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  1. Back in the Jesus days.

    A guy is getting stoned to death by a crowd of people.

    Jesus walks up and stops the crowd of stone throwers and says only one who has never sinned shall cast the next stone.

    A lady works her way thru the crowd picks up huge boulder and crushes the mans skull.

    Jesus pauses for a moment then says.

    MOM!!!sometimes you really know how to piss me off.

  2. it's infuriating getting broke into. hope you take care of business. Steal their stuff. Then give him a blank stare....someone smashed out my car window once, stole the wife's purse...they found it 2 weeks later in some dumpster.

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