Gump

What is it with tire shops and scratching wheels. Assholes

What's the difference between a shrub and a bush?

They should have never have put the ? next to the ! on the smart phones.

Dumbasses couldn't comprehend. 

The media and these political parties have done a great job at making people believe lies. I've never seen so much misplaced hatred spawned from BS propaganda. Shame on them all. Now granted I'm specifically infuriated by the Democratic Parties mailings including pictures of children stating  "what do we tell our children" or a handicap person being made fun of by Trump. The only thing you would need to tell your children, because they may have seen your damn mailing, is don't believe their desperate lies. 

Population control. 

On 11/8/2016 at 1:52 PM, max power said:

Eewww. Tell her to pick either being a churchy or a hippie. You can't be both.

It's against the rules.

I call them Yippies. Not enough money to be yuppies and not enough drug use to be hippies. 

My sister-in-law asked me if she could have her baby in my bathtub. 

You'll find nothing but bones.

Woohoo! We secured a 300 acre hunting lease. Couple ponds "supposed" to be bear, pig, duck,dear. Hunt clubs r a too common thing in NC. 

26 minutes ago, Isaac's Papa said:

There's no extremist crazy like left-wing crazy. 

Once we blow up the planet and reorganize perhaps our kids kids will be grouped by character type like the movie Divergent. I wonder what faction the left wing character types would be placed in. 

8 hours ago, 2talltim said:

Today is not going to be pleasant at all. Getting old sucks.

Colonoscopy? 

2 hours ago, ludwb675 said:

Not sure if this should go here or the funny pictures thread.

 

So why is the not Republican types always seem to do crazy people things? 

3 hours ago, drc32-0 said:

You would think anything with 100% would be a fantasy,but the last time I looked at the results of this poll it was a 100%.Taking a political poll on OR is an exercise in herding cats...two pages of comments and only two votes.

You know it was meant as a joke correct? Poking fun at the polls that say they randomly poll people when they know before hand which party the people they poll support and exactly how many. Stacking the deck. 

22 minutes ago, drc32-0 said:

Your fantasy,here's a little reality....

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2000

Anything with people votes would be a fantasy at 100%. That was based on the my scientific poll of who I was going to poll and then the results of that poll like certain corrupt polling groups use. It's horse shit.

The political mail I get infuriates me. Nothing but lies for the sheeple. 

Results are in:

Republicans win by popular vote 100%

Electroral vote:

272 Democrat

266 Republican

33 minutes ago, Isaac's Papa said:

I vote for the candidate that best fits my values. If the Republicans ever decide to return to actual conservatism and small government, I may consider tossing them a bone. Until then, they can fight without my vote. If the rest of you so-called conservatives would take one election and vote for an actual conservative, maybe they'd get the picture. 

 

But...keep fucking that chicken. 

Given theres only two options that have a chance at winning president and making changes towards your values, I fail to see the logic in voting for neither. 

But...keep fucking that lame duck.

Voting for someone with no chance is a "makes you feel good topic."

Keep feeling special and let me know when it really actually makes a difference.

 Let me know when it makes a difference. It's like the group of people who do nothing but are never happy with the situation unless they get their minority way, which never happens.

1 hour ago, CBBaron said:

The primaries are supposed to, but apparently the voting public is even more stupid than I expected. 

I would have rather cast my vote for nearly any other choice that was available in the primaries than either of the ones the major parties have provided us. Both VP candidates are also much better options than the top of the ticket. 

Since we have a choice that is much to close to Stalin vs Hilter I will vote for a third party. It may not have a direct affect on the current election but it can help to get that party on the ballot and/or debates in the next election. Which I think would be a very positive outcome.

Craig

Your 2nd to last sentence. Has that ever worked? Not sarcastic but a serious question. 

5 hours ago, Tonik said:

I refuse to accept any candidate that I believe will do the country great harm, no matter how bad the other candidate is. There is a point where you have to do what is right, regardless of whether or not you make a difference. If Stalin and Hitler were running which would you vote for?

The primaries are supposed to weed that out. I'd vote for the lessor of the two evils rather than waste my vote. United we stand. IMO certain people's reason to vote for something that has no chance is so they can feel special. 

 Replace party with you should vote for the candidate who best aligns with your beliefs and actually has a chance. IMO When you know the outcome will be only one or the other yet you vote for a 3rd body who has zero chance your vote is irrelevant in that  election. 

I thought about how Purdy she is.

Then then if your not likely to vote for a Democrat or Republican your  vote is irrelevant.